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Offline shad309

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Wingbones in the mail
« on: October 28, 2010, 03:08:42 PM »
I was hand delivered a package this morning by my postman. He knocked on the door, handed me the package, and said, What's in this??? I kinda laughed and asked why. He said the package was stinking up his jeep all morning and he almost called the cops  ???     I opened it and showed him the turkey wings and tail fan and he just shook his head.

Well, I tell ya, the smell was so strong coming out of that box that just from walking thru the house the smell still lingers (candles lit & air fresheners have been sprayed). I took them out back of the house and gagged thru the retrieval of 3 bones. I couldn't take anymore and quit on them stinkers 

Man I'm glad the ole boy froze them suckers before putting them in the mail  :o


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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 03:13:03 PM »
They do get rather ripe when not handled/cured properly.  *wha*  *lol*

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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 03:16:37 PM »
Ripe indeed they will get!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 03:25:35 PM »
Bet it smelled up your house as bad a poor ole Al's was with that  manure cured Apple he got in the mail by a certain someone here *peep*
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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2010, 03:40:12 PM »
Tell me more about this apple...... :P
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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2010, 06:01:15 PM »
Tell me more about this apple...... :P

It was Cow Dung Golden Delicious Mo.  ;D   EyE bet it would make a good TwUmpet!  *cheers*

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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 06:04:24 PM »
ummmm.....did it come from the Capt'n Yeller.....
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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2010, 06:41:21 PM »
ummmm.....did it come from the Capt'n Yeller.....

Ummmm... i kinda forgot to mention that about his apple...   *peep*  I don't recall if that one has been dried that way... I bet you can figure it out though :P

Shad that is funny...  I have a camphor burl call that still stinks after having it for almost 4 years.  I open that drawer and it stinks the whole house up!

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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 06:51:14 PM »
When the Mrs's came home she never said a word so I guess the smell is just stuck in my nose  *wha* I swore she was gonna kill me  ROTFLMBO


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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2010, 08:04:24 PM »
Ah.....the life of a callmaker!  Seems there is always something stinky left around somewhere. In a pocket, back of the truck....in the MAIL!  *lol*

Maybe you better stick with cane! Guys I traded him a few cane sections for a fantastic wildlife pic (if you've never seen his work you are truely missing out) and he sent me a sweet little cane call that nailed it with the first kiss!

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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2010, 06:01:28 AM »
Thanks LT! I'm glad you like the photos and the yelper. I'm going to try some wingbone with the cane and see what I can get out of it.


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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 06:59:19 AM »
ummmm.....did it come from the Capt'n Yeller.....

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  At least the guy didn't mail it back to himself !    *aah*
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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2010, 07:03:20 AM »
I think I'll send some to somebody...... ROTFLMBO
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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2010, 08:29:06 AM »
So......you're sending me some wingbones???  ;D

would prefer that over  *poo* wood  ROTFLMBO


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Re: Wingbones in the mail
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2010, 09:49:34 AM »
ummmm.....did it come from the Capt'n Yeller.....

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  At least the guy didn't mail it back to himself !    *aah*

Now who would you be referring to there?  *peep*