Where oh where has poor Porter gone
Snagged his wiener on a briar, who needs a porcelain throne?
Six big toms feeding at just 30 yards you know!
Dam it ! Poor Porter just realized he forgot his compound bow!
Where of where has Porter gone
Teaching sharp interns how to hunt is just wrong
Ol' Porter should have just left her in the truck
Then he just might have scored on a 150 class buck.....Nah! 
Now Scotty how could someone leave that precious hunter in the truck
I about wet myself on that one!!!
You are some funny guys
