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Offline Porter

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A bit of advice
« on: April 23, 2012, 03:55:38 AM »
Guys and gals sorry I haven't been around much.  I've been hunting my rear off!!!  I've had a very good season so far and that abruptly came to a halt on Friday...  We all know how careful we need to be in the woods and all, but you ever thought about how careful to be while walking in the woods? 

Well Friday I was sneaking around a bird and walking along a creeks edge... all of a sudden the ground let go on my left foot... needless to say, I would have won any America's funniest home video awards :)

I went straight down and hit every rock imaginable with my right leg!!!!  It is black and blue at the moment and I took a swim in 40 degree weather...  I was cold and didn't realize how banged up I was until I tried to walk out... it hurt... I seriously thought I'd broken my leg!!! 

Went to the dr.. had it checked out and luckily just bruised.  Dr said stay off of it and I said.. it's MO turkey season... he shook his head and said be stupid then...

Saturday I shot a bird, but it wasn't the hunts I'm used too.  Drove up threw my stuff out parked 50 + yards away and limped back.  They came to my calling, but I was setup at one spot only...

So be careful out there and sure the heck don't pull any Porter's in the field!!!!  To top it off... I hurt my good leg... there was nothing wrong with it up until now :(

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 06:00:19 AM »
Walk it off!!!!!!!!!!   *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 06:39:17 AM »
Rub some dirt on it.  *lol*

Hey Porter, You got video?







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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 10:59:51 AM »

Good thing you team's bloomer uniforms have extra padding on the bottom --

Obviously that saved you from a sore butt too Porter!





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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 12:38:07 PM »
ya just know---when he's that quiet---someone,somewhere is being entertained by his ANTICS !!! ROTFLMBO

Rumor---he left something out of his post.......
A MISS !!!!!   ???????
Rumor has it  ::)
As Shanon said---Porter---man up and WALK it off dude.
Hope ya having good luck dude  *up*
ps....Porter, call Witter and have him send ya some Popcorn---it will do wanders !!!
« Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 12:40:36 PM by jmck »

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 03:02:36 AM »
Yelp I'll fess up... missed at 39 yards yesterday... heart still is sitting south... but I was on the phone with McKamey and his sexy voice called one in for me!!!  Gobbled and got off the phone with knee pads and turned around and one 10 yards from me... watched him run and fly away  *lol*

Legs about 50 % now...  Of course chasing the farmers daughter yesterday helped some :)  Might be cuz she's cute.. might be cuz the birds were going crazy...   *peep*

MO has been an interesting season so far... birds in areas they've never been... birds not where they usually are at... 

I did get attacked by 3 million skeeters last Wednesday and I will not go back there... they laughed at my thermacell  *cry*

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 07:40:56 AM »
Hey Porter, do what my Mother used to tell me. Pick yourself up, brush yourself off and start all over again!

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 11:44:15 AM »

Good thing you team's bloomer uniforms have extra padding on the bottom --

Obviously that saved you from a sore butt too Porter!





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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 06:41:50 PM »
To much vollyball can make one, accident prone!  *peep* *peep* Hope it gets better cause those gobblers won't let up!

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 07:31:48 PM »
Hunting on 1 leg...or is it 1/2 leg with dreamy long legged volleyball girls...or is it dreaming of longlegged volley balls girls.  Or Dreaming of hunting with long legged volley ball girls..??? Getting confused here.  Either way, yer going after 'em Porter!   *up*

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 07:47:37 PM »
Walk it off!!!!!!!!!!   *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
  Hope you get better soon!!    Gary    *up* *up*

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Re: A bit of advice
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2012, 03:18:13 PM »
 *lol*
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