A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four mothers and their small children. He stated that the mothers all had obsessions.
To the first mother, Mary, he said you are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second mom, Ann, "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name - Penny.
He addressed the third mother, Joyce, "your obsession is with alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name - Brandy.
At this point the fourth mom, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered "come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he is talking about. Lets go pick up your brothers Peter and Willy from school.