Any hats left?
I know... I've been gone an awfully long time and probably don't deserve one, but it wasn't my fault! Honest injun! See, my wife HAD to have hardwood floors... And as I was laying that down, she decided that if we knocked out "that" wall, I could build us a breakfast bar. Well, one thing piled up on top of another and I STILL don't have my computer hooked back up!

so here I sit, out on good behavior, on a deer stand, pecking this out on my cell with one bar of signal, searching for forgotten male companionship from neglected friends and begging for a hat!

Seriously, I would like to have one if there are any left.