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Offline jmck

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my dogs
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:13:36 PM »


This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
Are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no 
Clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
Housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
To qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

This is a great country!!!

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Re: my dogs
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2011, 01:24:23 PM »
 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*

EEEEEEEEE GADS! there goes my stimulus check!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO. I saw a great Obama sticker yesterday, Jeff.

"The Muslim terrorist want to destroy this country we all love and respect. If they don't hurry up, Obama will beat them to it!"

Bill
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Re: my dogs
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2011, 01:58:53 PM »
thats an UNDERSTATEMENT there Bill  *aah*
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Re: my dogs
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2011, 03:34:31 PM »
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Time, for a real change!  USA USA USA USA USA

Bill
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Re: my dogs
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 10:32:08 AM »
we need a man..or woman---that has the backbone and sense to attack this economy and the spending from a buisness stand point.
Its time things change or else ............
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Re: my dogs
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 10:43:15 AM »
Jeff, And a congress that has the stones to approve it
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