Bullock to the Emergency room

[jmck]

Seems like the stars or the moon is in the wrong alignment these days with all the accidents here the last few days. Well, we have another VICTIM to add to the list. Ole BOBBLEHEAD(aka....SPARKY) needs to be added to the list aslo now. The ole boy was moonlighting from his real job as a Game Warden, and trying to act like a callmaker , when he snuck some sharp tools out from his moms safe place that he is supposed to stay away from. To beat that, he didnt ask her to use them(he may get grounded now). Well, she always told him to never...never play with SHAPR things....and it bite him. A chisel is a SHARP instrument Tim!!! It earned him a trip to the E.R. where he got 7 stiches to close it up.
The worst thing here is that now the game violators dont have to worry about his gun nor his bullet....its his shooting hand. This gives him TIME OFF without pay. Time to make more calls is the positive here. Hope ya get healed up friend and sorry for the way I portrayed the story,,,,just had to twist it up(add a little humor to it) a little sense it wasnt serious.
Serriouslly, your trigger finger isnt needed for turkey hunting the way you do anyway !!!! 
 
the damage:

[West Augusta]

Ouch.

[fargobox]

Oweeee!!!!    It's a good thing ole Tim doesn't own any power tools---can't imagine what those pics would be like  Man, I called Tim to check in him regarding the hurricane... he picked up the phone ballin his eyes out so he had me all scared...I asked what happened and just like Jeff said, his mom dun locked him up in his room for using sharp tools without permission

[Silverspur]

Way to go Timothy Chiselhand!  hope that is not your trigger hand or worse yet your writting hand for all those violations you write up.

[jmck]

Bob----his trigger hand is atrophed up anyway from lack of use......he couldnt find a turkey even at Krogers !!! 
And Scott--say he has dun been grounded for sneaking out those dangerious -sharp tools man ??
I warned him bout that  

[trb136]

    10,000 Comedians out of work and yall are trying to be funny....The good news is i can still dial the phone to tell all of my Game Warden friends in various states to "Be on the look out" for a certain people!!!   Something told me not to trust a used car salesman... ... I wonder if I can teach my Lab to checker?

[jmck]

ya may not want to teach her to do the Bullock---ya may be out of ANOTHER job then !!!!  

[Silverspur]

Tim, We luv you man.  Hope you heal soon or does the dog heal and you mend

[jmck]

I will TRY to be serious Tim
Hope ya get healed and back in the shop soon.

[West Augusta]

I wonder how the neighbors would describe that sound as that chisel went into his hand??   

[fklll]

Tim, I think you need to stop making calls so late.    You must have been tired to cut hand like that with a chisel. I understand that you have to wait until your Mom goes to sleep before you can sneak THE SHARP TOOLS OUT. Remember like your Mom said "THOSE TOOLS ARE SHARP AND THEY CAN HURT MY LITTLE BOY".

[jmck]

Frank-----
 
 

[3CB]

Been there done that. But I knew better than to show pictures!!!

[trb136]

  *lol*I just ordered a set of rubber chisels....  Hey McKamey  those earplugs may just disappear at Marlins...

[jmck]

oh--man !!!
Dont take my earplugs Bullock---I take it all back. Ya just should have never sent that picture man.
If you take those ear plugs, I will have to sleep with Cutter and Kee Kee ---in Marlins house  .
Boy can Bullock SNORE ---I mean he can make some serious noise !!!!!