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Offline Gitzit69

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Little Johnny
« on: July 06, 2011, 12:41:38 PM »
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good           
  manners, asked one of her students the following question:               
                                                                           
  "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,     
  how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"             
                                                                           
  Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."                         
                                                                           
  The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.       
  What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"                           
                                                                           
  Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.       
  I'll be right back."                                                     
                                                                           
  "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom     
  at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain       
  for once and show us your good manners?"                                 
                                                                           
  "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have     
  to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce   
  you to after dinner.'"                                                   
                                                                           
  The teacher fainted.. 
No respect should be given to a man who does not honor his word. He is just an adolescent who's acorns haven't dropped yet.

Those who stir the S**T pot should have to lick the spoon.

Offline GSLAM95

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2011, 06:11:24 PM »
As I stand here waiting on our table at a restaurant I could not help but show this one to the better half.  *lol*
Apologizing:  does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right.  It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

Offline turkey stew

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 09:28:31 PM »
 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*