Deciphering texts

[Porter]

Many of you know, when I text you there is no idea what will come out.  From sending ole Dcole a text intended for my wife, to telling Craig to tell his friend not so manly things, to lord knows what I send poor Daryl... to the new one last night.

I texted Scotty to see how his new job went... well autocorrect decided to turn new into nude...  So I asked Scotty how his nude job went yesterday.

I think I should just stop texting and typing completely. 

Sad part is, I used to be a very accurate typists 

[SS Custom Calls]

 Scotty WAS a bit nervous about his new job ya know! 

[Porter]

Scotty WAS a bit nervous about his new job ya know! 

He responded pretty quickly and said clothes were not optional at this job...  So does that mean they were optional at his other one 

[Ghost Maker Calls]

I just think you like the attention, there's no way someone can mistype and blame autocorrect that much.

[Bulldogmikey]

I just think you like the attention, there's no way someone can mistype and blame autocorrect that much.

 

[Porter]

I just think you like the attention, there's no way someone can mistype and blame autocorrect that much.

I'll let you type on my phone for a day   I hate that typing.  I was so relieved when my student was doing the same thing.  I think I'll turn autocorrect off.. .that or just stop using it so much!

[shad309]

Sounds like when the batter blames his bat for striking out or a fielder blames his glove for not catching the ball 
 

[firedup]

If its any help, I hear there is a new app that autocorrects the autocorrect function.  If you installed 3 or 4 in series?

[Turkeybuster]

WOW and I thought politicaly correct was bad!

Jon

[jmck]

Shad-----
ya NAILED that one man   

[Strut-N]

Well.....You guys ever had one of those dreams where you were somewhere important and you had no pants on?  Well after Porter's question about my "nude" job, I had nightmares all night long that night.  Thanks Porter..............Dip weed