I'd boot ole Ryan T if I was you... I'm hearing an awful lot of rumors about him

I hear you Porter. Just start doing your push ups, and eat healthy. Have a lot of positive vibes on the way to Nashville.
I hear you have some BAD folks looking for you! If I were you, I'd wear a pink shirt, and a big sign that said
PORTER!!!!

For team names, I'll suggest a few:
Coxsuckers

HeadBusters
Beakbreakers
gobblestoppers
limbshooters

I'm just funnin' y'all. I'll go with whatever name y'all come up with.