Appears to be a real need for a STC (Senior Texting Code)..!
ATD:........At The Doctor's
BTW:........Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:.......Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:........Covered By Medicare
CUATSC:.....See You At The Senior Center
DWI:........Driving While Incontinent
FWB:........Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:.......Forgot Where I Was
FYI:........Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:......Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:........Got Heartburn Again
IMHO:.......Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:.......Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:........Living On Lipitor
OMMR:.......On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:.......Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL/CGU:...Rolling On The Floor Laughing/Can't Get Up
SGGP:.......Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL:.......Talk To You Louder
WAITT:......Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:.......Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:........Where's The Prunes?
WWNO:....... Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI:......(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
