Author Topic: The Deadly Yellow Snow  (Read 722 times)

Offline Barefoot

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The Deadly Yellow Snow
« on: January 23, 2011, 11:19:10 PM »
I dressed up a little Osage, today, to reveal the flaws and reduce shipping weight and I created a MESS!!! *aah*

I could just see Ol' Porter diving head-first into this stuff and wind up with just his boots sticking out! ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO


This was some stuff from a tree that someone had cut and left it laying where it fell for most of the summer a couple of years ago. I got a couple of pieces that were cut free one day and went back the next weekend with a chainsaw to get the rest, but they picked that week to haul it off, so this was all I got.

Started out with this:


...and salvaged this out of it:


Going to lose more to checking than I planned on, but there are several workable blanks in there!  *up*
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming..."Wow! What a ride!"

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 03:47:09 AM »
Great job!! Some beautiful wood for sure!! Roc  *up* *up*

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 04:41:56 AM »
Oh man...  that's not what I thought you were going to post :)  I figured you got some snow and made ice cream out of the yellow part...   *lol* *lol* *lol*

I would so head dive first into that beautiful mess!!!!

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 07:31:26 AM »
OK Porter the only time I have seen snow yellow is when you pee in it??????
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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 09:47:49 AM »
saw this and my shop as looked like that before.
Ya made mention of seeing ole Porter diving into that dust with only his boots sticking out....

well I googled Google Earth this morning ---seems he did sneak into your shop last night. The trusty ole satellite got a picture of him just as you described.
 
Goodness.....check out Porters "STYLE" IN BOOTS.

Porter, I dont think ya really want to be seen out in public with that style of boot on man  ;D ???
anyway---here is the top secret photo:

 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO
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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 10:15:28 AM »
 *up* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *bannana*

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 10:35:15 AM »
yep---ole Porter has his own style in attirre !!!   *lol*

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 02:30:10 PM »
They don't look like snake boots! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 08:05:33 PM »
Are those tippy toeing turkey sneaking boots??? ???

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 08:08:10 PM »
Ole McKamey Ole McKamey... you might be in troube  *aah* *aah* *aah*

Bulldogmikey... yes that was what i was referring too.  Around here we always say, don't make snow ice cream out of the yellow snow  *peep*

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 09:29:35 PM »
I'm from Mississippi! What is this stuff you call "snow"?
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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 09:31:38 PM »
I'm from Mississippi! What is this stuff you call "snow"?

I keep forgetting...  you boys don't know what the cool white stuff is  *lol*

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2011, 09:49:42 PM »


I guess that confirms the rumors...... ROTFLMBO
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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 05:43:53 AM »
You mean the rumors of Porter's new job MO.?  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: The Deadly Yellow Snow
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 06:25:59 PM »
is that the way he had to dress to get that promotion....
Rumors....rumors   ???
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