Started the day at my daughter's first ever speech competition. She got 1st place!!!! She's in 5th grade and was the youngest there. Very, very, very proud of my girl

Second, my oldest niece just called me from Arkansas. It's youth weekend and she popped 2 does this evening. I asked her for pictures but she said, nah they were just slickheads- we don't take pictures unless there's some bone

That girl is gonna make some southern boy an awesome bride!