A Black a chocolate and a yellow are setting at the vet.
The black says I am a digger I have dug up everything from here to yonder. I dug all the fence post, all the trees and a hole in everyones yard, but when I dig up my masters prize winning roses it was over...They are going to put me on Prozac.
The Chocolate said I am a pisser I have pissed on everthing from here to yonder..I have pissed on all the bushes, all the post, all the tires and most of the fire hydrants, but when I pissed on my masters leg it was over...They are going to put me on Prozac.
The yellow said I am a humpper, I have humpped eveything from here to yonder, all the other dogs, most of the cats, a couple car bummers, the sofa and chair, My master bent over to pick up a towel she dropped getting out of the shower and bag I humpped her.
The other two said man you done it you are surely getting put on the Prozac..
He said no I am here to get my toe nails clipped....
