She Means Well...

[Harrison]

 This one gave me a chuckle this morning and thought I'd pass it along...


  At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
  baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation
  is?  What a team is?' 

  The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

  'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
  together as a team?' 

  The little boy nodded 'yes'.

  'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called,
  you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
  p*cker-head, d*ckhead or a**hole.  Do you understand all that?' 

  The little boy nodded 'yes' again.
  He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets
  a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a
  dumb a*s or sh**head" is it?' 

  The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

  'GOOD', said the coach.

  'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!'

  Steve

[Bulldogmikey]

  That is pretty spot on. I coached 13-14 year olds for 18 years and the worst language I ever heard was from women in the stands.

[AlanKrow]

 

[M Sharpe]

Good one there.........

[turkey stew]