Author Topic: Where's Porter been ???  (Read 393 times)

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Where's Porter been ???
« on: September 01, 2010, 08:27:44 AM »
Many of you have probably noticed a big absence on my part... so where has Porter been ???

Well ole Porter has been helping a friend that purchased a Children's store move into the new location.  I had to setup all the network, Cash Registers, and main server. 

All fine and dandy, except for...  the store is loaded with young ladies.  I've never been as embarrassed in my life.  I thought us guys were bad about saying stuff, I've never discussed such embarrassing items right in front of someone else.  No I do not need to know the details of your date last night... no I do not need to know how your hair looked this morning...

Of course, it was a pretty scenery!!!  I did volunteer a lot of time and help tag a bunch of clothes.  I can tell you what the hippest diaper bags are now (I kept doing a Porter and calling them purses), vendor codes for way too many child clothings.. 

The only bad part is, I was hoping to pick up some tie dyed knee pads for Jeff...  Their supplier was out!  Said they were back ordered since the majority of them were headed to Tennessee....  Guess Jeff beat me to it  *cry*


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Re: Where's Porter been ???
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 08:41:17 AM »
Women are way worse than men about "'telling all". But I kinda get that you enjoyed it...... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: Where's Porter been ???
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 03:15:18 PM »
Women are way worse than men about "'telling all". But I kinda get that you enjoyed it...... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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I dont know Mike....some of these sissy's I work w/ on the tugs can put a women to shame w/ the gossip they CREATE  ;D

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Re: Where's Porter been ???
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 04:41:09 PM »
Women are way worse than men about "'telling all". But I kinda get that you enjoyed it...... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Mike
I dont know Mike....some of these sissy's I work w/ on the tugs can put a women to shame w/ the gossip they CREATE  ;D

 He's be classed as a sissy too.  ;D

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Re: Where's Porter been ???
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 06:25:42 PM »
Women are way worse than men about "'telling all". But I kinda get that you enjoyed it...... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Mike
I dont know Mike....some of these sissy's I work w/ on the tugs can put a women to shame w/ the gossip they CREATE  ;D

 He's be classed as a sissy too.  ;D
ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: Where's Porter been ???
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 06:44:40 PM »
I believe ya on the embarresing things girls and women can say. With 3 teenager gilrs and all their friends(middle school cheerleadsers and high school cheerleaders) in this house all the time....let me tell you gyts those girls can flat out rip one with pride. I cannot believe some of the things they do that is flat out embarresing I am here tro tell ya-----and they laugh. They would never do any of it in public, but in private they think its rreally funny.
Porter......as soon as ya found out about those tye dyed knee pads---I knew I had better corner the market. Every pair is headed to Tennessee man++++++++++++++I can hook ya uip though man !!!!  *up*