An old codger was leaving the river bank with a bucket full of fish when approached by a game warden. After admitting that he didn't have a fishing license , he reminded the warden that he didn't need one, because the fish belonged to him and were just using the river for their daily open water swim. The game warden smiled and exclaimed that he had heard about everything now. The old codged said " If you find that so amusing, I'll just prove it to you...I'll put the fish back in the water, and in a couple minutes, I will call them right back in the bucket for the trip home. The warden gave him a curious look and said "O.K. buddy I'm game...if you can pull off that stunt, I'll let you go free. The codger dumps the fish, and they wait a couple of minutes...then the warden says " O.K. buddy, it's time to call your fish back to the bucket. The old codger looked at him and said "what fish?"
