A hunter had had a fairly successful morning hunting ducks, when he was approached by a game warden.
The game warden says " I see you got a few, can i see them?"
the hunter says "sure help yourself!"
the game warden picks up a mallard licks his finger and stuffs it up the ducks butt.
Pulling it out he takes a sniff, and says "this duck is from northern ontario, so your ok"
The hunter was shocked! He says "what does that have to do with anything?!"
The game warden explained that it's illegal to shoot ducks from Manitoba, and he is trained to tell the difference.
He picks up a wood duck, and repeats the process.... "this woodie is from Quebec, so your ok"
Picking up the last duck, he says "Sorry, this ones from Winnipeg, I'm going to have to fine you $5000"
"Whats your name, and where are you from?"
The hunter drops his pants, and says " For $5000 you tell ME!!!!"
