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Offline GR8CALLS

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When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
« on: March 03, 2010, 01:22:06 PM »
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.....Do you want a bed
near the window?"

Bill
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Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 04:21:45 PM »
That is good Bill!

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Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 05:35:25 PM »
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Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 12:18:24 PM »
Oh my... that's funny!!


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Re: When,You Know it's Time for a Nursing Home..............
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 07:41:52 PM »
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