I'm confused Porter ....." Why would you rather stay in a tent when you could stay somewhere nice"..... Let say a Cabin..... Word on the street has it...... your tent has a hole in it...... 
Hole... more like a big void in it... 40mph winds in Kansas is not tent friendly... Good thing Daryl was there. He held the tent up while I cooked. He had to have his bacon and eggs...
Needless to say, we are staying in the cabins this year!
Of course, the funniest part of the whole trip was when Daryl asked me if I knew the tent hit me (wind collapsed it). I thought about saying, "here's your sign Daryl".. of course I knew it hit me... it hit me man
