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Offline Morgan

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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2014, 07:32:58 AM »
Quote from: Porter on June 03, 2014, 12:49:55 AM
Well guys... I think this just got serious... one of the better looking ladies sent me an email asking why i couldn't be gay so her husband would not get jealous over me.  Said I'm the funniest guy she knows and I make her pee her pants  *peep*

Ole Stoner, Knee Pads and Silver spur have given me crap over it already.. and then she sent me a Cracked Balls email...  it's about cracking the ball you use for Pickleballs....  She did, also, inform me she was going out of town...

NO COMMENT...... *peep*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2014, 12:40:59 PM »
Mike

This lady isn't all that far off. I mean, you fake the gay thing to throw her husband off track the when she has away games,............  Might even get you in the ladies locker room!!!*peep* *peep* *cheers* *cheers*.  Just saying!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Why is it you always get your balls between a rock and a hard spot???????????? This could become a whole new spectator sport for ESPN!

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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2014, 02:38:24 PM »
what's it someone says Bill...
'SPOT ON"  ROTFLMBO
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2014, 05:38:31 AM »
You guys are a riot...  I do get myself into some bad situations :( 

I am barely walking today from yesterdays play.  I must go on though, as I am supposed to play out of town tonight. 

I am about to hit the road and go on a trip.  Luckily, where we are going has a lot of pickleball too :P

I'm getting old though and my body just cannot handle this anymore :(

I think the playing harder for the ladies is making me more worn out :( 
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2014, 07:22:06 AM »
Mike I always throught you was a LIL on the Sweet side. Don't know what his problem is.   ROTFLMBO  ROTFLMBO
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2014, 07:23:39 AM »
AC/DC ?
« Last Edit: June 04, 2014, 07:27:30 AM by Morgan »
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2014, 07:30:40 AM »
Yelp thems some REAL gems right there Mike  *aah*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2014, 07:32:24 AM »
 *aah*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2014, 07:36:14 AM »
Quote from: strutnrut on June 04, 2014, 07:30:40 AM
Yelp thems some REAL gems right there Mike  *aah*

Finally the "Real" Picture surface  *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2014, 09:15:42 AM »
I see now .....who he is REALLY play ing with  *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2014, 10:10:58 AM »
Oh my.. hahahahahaah... I guarantee my view is a lot better than that :P
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2014, 04:16:32 PM »
Porter.....for us to believe you....we need pictures....
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2014, 05:18:52 PM »
Shouldn't the title of this thread be You've lost your marbles?   *lol*
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Offline Morgan

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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2014, 07:40:39 PM »
Hard to lose...what you never had..... *aah*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2014, 07:41:05 PM »
Quote from: Porter on June 04, 2014, 05:38:31 AM
You guys are a riot...  I do get myself into some bad situations :( 

I am barely walking today from yesterdays play.  I must go on though, as I am supposed to play out of town tonight. 

I am about to hit the road and go on a trip.  Luckily, where we are going has a lot of pickleball too :P

I'm getting old though and my body just cannot handle this anymore :(

I think the playing harder for the ladies is making me more worn out :( 



Take two Viagra, and call me in the morning!   *cheers* *cheers* :grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug:

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