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Offline Porter

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I've lost my pickles
« on: May 31, 2014, 06:46:40 PM »
If any of you are tennis fanatics, I think you will want to figure out this sport  *lol*

I have been playing so much darn pickleball it's not funny.  Just got finished with a week of traveling and playing and now it's time to rest and start over again.

I've signed up for multiple tourneys this summer and will continue to play as long as I can.

I have a very lovely lady as a partner now and seems most of the women that play the sport are cute too :)   

Sorry I've not been around a lot, but after vacation time, my life has been hectic. 

I think we should have a challenge at the NWTF this year :)  That way I know I'll be there!   *peep*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2014, 09:35:33 PM »
Your partner is not your wife...... *peep*
That could be DEADLY  *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2014, 11:34:29 PM »
Ut-oh.....

     Your gonna get yourself in a pickle.... *peep*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2014, 06:07:43 AM »
I have nothing to say, Jeff and Zumer said it best. Porter enjoy while u can! *wha*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2014, 06:39:31 AM »
Been nice knowing you Mike.  *lol* *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2014, 11:43:46 AM »
I see pickled nuts in a jar, in your future!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
Mike, can you put me in your will for a few calls?  *lol* *dance*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2014, 02:41:00 PM »
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Quote from: GR8CALLS on June 01, 2014, 11:43:46 AM
I see pickled nuts in a jar, in your future!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Offline M Sharpe

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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2014, 04:01:43 PM »
I'm surprised he's still got a wife after all this pickle playing........

I hope it's not the makings for a new country music song!!!
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2014, 06:17:16 PM »
I bet his wife thanks the Good Lord everyday for pickleball.... ROTFLMBO
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2014, 07:00:58 PM »
Quote from: Morgan on June 01, 2014, 06:17:16 PM
I bet his wife thanks the Good Lord everyday for pickleball.... ROTFLMBO
You may have a point there Morgan.  *lol* *lol* *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2014, 12:49:55 AM »
Well guys... I think this just got serious... one of the better looking ladies sent me an email asking why i couldn't be gay so her husband would not get jealous over me.  Said I'm the funniest guy she knows and I make her pee her pants  *peep*

Ole Stoner, Knee Pads and Silver spur have given me crap over it already.. and then she sent me a Cracked Balls email...  it's about cracking the ball you use for Pickleballs....  She did, also, inform me she was going out of town...

Luckily this is not my partner though!  I think Bill might be right.. maybe time to step away and reassess the situation!  *lol* *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2014, 12:50:53 AM »
Quote from: Morgan on June 01, 2014, 06:17:16 PM
I bet his wife thanks the Good Lord everyday for pickleball.... ROTFLMBO

Smartie :)
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2014, 05:47:26 AM »
I think Morgan has it figured out !!!
 *lol*
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Re: I've lost my pickles
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2014, 05:57:38 AM »
Mike I would go back to collecting Osage turkey calls, its much safer and good for your health or someone is going to hurt you, at home ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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