Share a few thoughts.......

[GR8CALLS]

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,


 

I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's a__ anymore.


 

If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.


 

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.


 

A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while


 

A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.


 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.


 

Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.



Bill

[BOB_HARWELL]

 Me 2. I'm a few years older than you, but, I don't look it. Have you tried Duck Dynasty Wine?

Bob

[GR8CALLS]

No, Bob, I have not tried their wine. Is it any good? 

Bill

[BOB_HARWELL]

 All wine, to me, taste like K-1 kerosene, DDW taste worse. Your semi-yankee, un-sweet tea, taste buds may like it.      

Bob

[B-Ready]

That's funny!! 

[GR8CALLS]

All wine, to me, taste like K-1 kerosene, DDW taste worse. Your semi-yankee, un-sweet tea, taste buds may like it.      

Bob

Semi-yankee??? I think you are drinking some of that DD wine, after all!   

[BOB_HARWELL]

 Bill, To tell the truth, the Duck Dynasty Wine taste like the gallon of stuff you have to drink for a colonoscopy prep.            

Bob

[GR8CALLS]

 

Thanks for being honest.....Bob! 

Bill

[boxcaller]

that's hilarious!!!!!