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Offline Porter

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How to piss your wife off
« on: September 23, 2013, 04:27:21 PM »
Book a Kansas fall hunting trip during her birthday with your best friend that she cannot stand.  Oh I didn't forget her birthday, just didn't ask for permission.  I didn't think it would be THAT BIG OF A DEAL  *peep*

Needless to say, I showed her who was boss and quickly rescheduled the trip to make it WAY more convenient for me!!!

Yeah I completely stood my ground this time  *cry* 
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Offline jmck

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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2013, 04:33:58 PM »
the NEXT communication you are going to get from the wifer....
is from....
HER ATTORNEY dude   *wha*
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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2013, 04:48:15 PM »
Cheaper to keep her... *peep*... At least that's my case. *up*
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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2013, 05:08:58 PM »
Thats funny stuff right there !
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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2013, 05:12:12 PM »
Been there done that
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Offline strutnrut

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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2013, 05:26:52 PM »
You ain't careful you will be having hallway sex.   >!! Where she walks by in the hallway an say _ -_- _ You.  ROTFLMBO
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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2013, 07:32:07 PM »
Mike, its all about training.  It takes a while. With puppies, kids....and wife's.  They are usually not gonna git it first time.  Ya just gotta struggle thru it.  After you have missed a few birthdays and anniversaries AND there is some adjustment time....its really not so bad.  ;)
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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2013, 08:01:56 PM »
Richard my stomach hurts like h/ll from your post that's good stuff  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Offline M Sharpe

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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2013, 03:30:38 PM »
Porter, been there, done that!!! My first wife and I were suppose to go out and celebrate our anniversary on a Saturday night, which was during turkey season. But, I went hunting with a buddy of mine. I killed a turkey earlier that afternoon. So we decided it was too early to call it quits. We went to another spot and got tied up with a couple of poachers. By the time the GW got there it was well after dark. I forgot all about our going out. You can imagine what I walked into about 9:00 that night. Her sitting there ready to go out....and I come dragging in. Needless to say, she didn't ask how our day went. At least she didn't have a problem with me going back hunting the next day...............


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Re: How to piss your wife off
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2013, 04:57:17 AM »
Mark that might explain the ex in front of wife...lol...
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