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Offline GR8CALLS

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The Geography of a Woman.....
« on: October 13, 2009, 11:02:38 AM »
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half
wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .
Well developed and open to trade, especially For someone of real
value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , Self-preserving, but open
to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages....  An adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.



Bill
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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 11:06:25 AM »
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

So true!!!  *aah*

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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 11:54:26 AM »
Nail meet hammer!

Good one Bill!

Mike
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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 12:43:56 PM »
Hahaha :)

Offline turkey stew

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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
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Offline wbyman

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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 10:08:52 AM »
LOL! Good stuff! *aah*
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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 05:29:09 PM »
Oh Yeah very true.
Jon  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: The Geography of a Woman.....
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 12:11:53 PM »
No respect should be given to a man who does not honor his word. He is just an adolescent who's acorns haven't dropped yet.

Those who stir the S**T pot should have to lick the spoon.