The best one is after number 1....... 10 Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers
what you do today,might burn your butt tomorrow.
And as someone recently said to me:
Dont worry about old age
it doesn't last that long!!!
