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Offline GR8CALLS

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Obam style stimulus...........
« on: February 25, 2012, 01:50:09 PM »
$100 Bill

 
 
It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

(Stay with this.....and pay attention)

 
 
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.

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The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.

And that, my friends, is how a "stimulus package" works!

Bill
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Offline Joe Dirt

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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 03:28:06 PM »
EXACTLY!!!!  *up*


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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 03:35:53 PM »
Right on Bill !!
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Offline Joe Dirt

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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 05:16:56 PM »
Add for manure spreader on craigslist.
 
Someone found this on craigslist.
Thought that someone here might be interested.
 
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. ...Does not appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade this manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.


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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 06:53:28 PM »
strange but true.....stimulus is impeeding on capitalism.
Joe....that sounds strangly like someone esle there ..... *lol*

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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 07:58:18 PM »
I ain't been paid yet. :/
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Offline Joe Dirt

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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 08:04:12 PM »
Barefoot, I just paid out money   :(    , but i got calls out of it, maybe it will make its rounds to you ....but ones things for sure--obama aint gettin my calls!!!   *lol* *lol* *lol*     seein him run one might be funny though  ROTFLMBO


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Re: Obam style stimulus...........
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 08:46:49 PM »
That's a town that makes cents!! Good one Bill!! Joe you can keep that spreader...... I have no need for it!!  *lol*