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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2012, 06:33:26 PM »
Remember he is on drugs and can't remember where he put things!  That's OK Zumer has control!!!!
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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2012, 06:36:36 PM »
not enough what in your wife
ban him zummer  ban

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2012, 06:36:55 PM »
its great to have a compitent person at the helm.. long live mulberry zumer USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2012, 06:40:26 PM »
Say WHAT??????? I won't be safe, from here on out........... *peep* *peep*

Congrats Zumer!!  *up* *up* *up* *up* USA

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2012, 06:44:05 PM »
I may be in trouble
---Porter just texted me ...seems that he doesnt know about this promotiom=....

he said in the text...
"hes getting calls.....would be a good lover "
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*
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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2012, 06:54:22 PM »
Porter

If your wife is turning orange, it may be from you eating all those cheetos.........the orange stuff gets all over your hands!  *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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If The Enemy is in Range......So Are You!

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2012, 07:09:28 PM »
Porter

If your wife is turning orange, it may be from you eating all those cheetos.........the orange stuff gets all over your hands!  *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill

 *lol* *lol* Mike, I think you told on yourself......

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2012, 07:11:53 PM »
I may be in trouble
---Porter just texted me ...seems that he doesnt know about this promotiom=....

he said in the text...
"hes getting calls.....would be a good lover "
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*

Yer not going to Kissouri and Mansas are you? *lol*
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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2012, 07:32:17 PM »
Oh my.. that was a rough 2 hours.  I've been dizzy and quite frankly out of it..   You guys got me good and I sent some doozy texts to the wrong person...  Daryl got what kind of sex do you want instead of what size do you want...  talking about wood blanks...

Jeff was asked if he was a good lover which was meant for one of my female friends.. I"m almost afraid to see what I texted her.

I talked to a few people and lord knows what I said to them on the phone  *cry* *cry*

I'm not sure what I have, but this sucks...  I thought allergies but I'm thinking flu again  *cry*

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2012, 07:38:54 PM »
That's the excuse yer going with? *lol* *lol* *lol*
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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2012, 07:42:03 PM »
hey Porter----
thanks man---she just called me--ya know your "friend" ....
seems that ya sent her my phone number----she said it was great to meet someone with "cahonies" .........
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2012, 07:49:47 PM »
Congrats Zumer..

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2012, 08:16:40 PM »
Jeff

She called here, too! Trouble is she sounded more like Johnny Cash.................... *poo* *poo* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2012, 08:25:37 PM »
ya know---with him--there's no telling  *lol*

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Re: New Mod. in town
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2012, 08:28:58 PM »
You know, I'm getting kind of worried about going to Kansas with him............. *dance*