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Author Topic: joke of the year!! from Great Britain  (Read 8220 times)
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« on: March 01, 2015, 11:28:47 AM »




An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we
 cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks,
 he is looking for work.

 The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of
 a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for
 work."

 The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a
 man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for
 work."



 The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago,
 we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him
 President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

 (This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world
 competition held in Britain!)
 


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