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Offline GR8CALLS

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A Holiday poem for Tiger............
« on: December 22, 2009, 09:01:00 PM »

 

 

Holiday Poem  ...  Tiger Woods version.


Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.


He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Cori, and Jaimee, and Holly,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.


From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses and waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Bill

 
 

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Re: A Holiday poem for Tiger............
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 02:21:19 PM »
I Just can't get enough of these Tiger Jokes  *aah*

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Re: A Holiday poem for Tiger............
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2009, 05:30:07 AM »
 *bannana* *cool*

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Re: A Holiday poem for Tiger............
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2009, 06:30:45 AM »
Tiger done it to himself!
Rom 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

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Re: A Holiday poem for Tiger............
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2009, 03:43:52 PM »
 *up* *up* *up* The only thing Tiger got from Santa is a Ho! Ho! Ho! ROTFLMBO