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Boss Tom
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« on: August 26, 2014, 03:08:34 PM »

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.

Theirs will be first on the  schedule.
The older boy leans over and asks,
 "What are you having done?"
The second boy says, "I'm getting  my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."
The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
 I had that done when I was  four.  They put you to sleep, and when  you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and  ice cream.  It's a breeze."
The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?"
  The first boy says, "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies.

"Good luck, buddy.  I had  that done when I was born.  Couldn't walk for a  year."


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