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« on: August 04, 2013, 09:38:38 PM »



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> > > A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next
> > > > to a woman and ordered champagne.
> > > >
> > > > The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a
> > > > glass of champagne."
> > > >
> > > > "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added,
> > > > It is a special day for me. I am celebrating"
> > > >
> > > > "It is a special day for me too, I am also
> > > > celebrating!" said the woman.
> > > >
> > > > "What a coincidence." said the farmer.
> > > >
> > > > While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you
> > > > celebrating?"
> > > >
> > > > "My husband and I have been trying to have a child
> > > > for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that
> > > > I was pregnant."
> > > >
> > > > "What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken
> > > > farmer and for years all my hens were
> > > > infertile, but now they are all set to lay
> > > > fertilized eggs."
> > > >
> > > > "This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do
> > > > for your chickens to become fertile?"
> > > >
> > > > "I used a different rooster," he said.
> > > >
> > > > The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
> >
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