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Author Topic: A little short on Ammo  (Read 615 times)
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« on: August 04, 2013, 09:36:49 PM »

THIS SHOULD BE THE MINIMUM PER HOUSEHOLD THROUGHOUT THE U.S.


 
You may have  heard on the news about a southern California man put who was placed under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds  of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a  secret escape tunnel.

My favorite  quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about  a quarter million machine gun bullets." The headline referred  to it as a "massive weapons cache!"

By southern  California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be  called "mentally unstable." Just imagine if he lived  elsewhere:

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun  collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun  collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well  prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Georgia and Virginia, he'd be called "the  neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama, he'd be called "a  likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Louisiana, he'd be  called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Mississippi and Texas he would be called "a deer hunting  buddy."

And in Tennessee, he's just "Bubba" who's a little short on ammo.

 

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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 04:30:20 PM »

In South Carolina, he'd be called a rookie squirrel hunter with only one afternoon's worth of ammo...
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 05:05:07 PM »

In Kentucky, he'd be called a good friend!!  Dancing Bannana
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 06:32:25 PM »

 Peeper Peeper Peeper Peeper

Ralph

Wonder what they would say about.......you know who??  Hi Yall

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