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Author Topic: Don't you just love robots??  (Read 870 times)
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« on: March 19, 2013, 04:30:11 PM »


 A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender.

 The robot says, "What will you have?"

 The guy says, "Whiskey."

 The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

 The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

 The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the
bar.

 The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey."

 Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

 The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

 The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar.

 The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the
robot brings him his whiskey.

 The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

 The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people still happy
with Barrack Obama?"


Bill
 

 
 
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2013, 09:26:16 AM »

 Aah Aah
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2013, 10:03:53 AM »

 LOL  LOL
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D' OH!


« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2013, 11:16:16 AM »

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