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Title: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 19, 2009, 04:03:29 PM
 There was this guy in Mo, who kept wanting some calls made from different wood, and I had some ol' yeller wood that wasn't any good, you know the kind that is basically useless unless you use it for fence posts and doorstops. Well, I told this guy it was awesome wood, and sold him a bunch of calls from the ol' ugly useless wood. Now he's famous for being the king of the ol' yeller calls!!! Sound familiar Mikey??  ;D ;D ;D  LMBO!!!! Oh yea, he even ordered a pair of custom Yeller call holsters to pack them calls around in!!!!! I won't name any names Mr. OPM!!!  ;D ;D :D :D :D :D Sorry man, couldn't resist!!!

 Al
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Daryl on August 19, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
Now your gonna make him mad and he is gonna ban both of us...... ;D
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 19, 2009, 08:21:55 PM
(http://www.21softs.com/emoticons/images/ban.gif)  Wat you talkin bout Daryl?
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 19, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
Yeah what you talkin about ??? ???  ;D
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: turkey stew on August 20, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Hey guys, has Mike`s skin turned yeller!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 20, 2009, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: turkey stew on August 20, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Hey guys, has Mike`s skin turned yeller!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Not yet... but I think it's getting close RkLu

Nice of you to join us!
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2009, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: Porter on August 20, 2009, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: turkey stew on August 20, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Hey guys, has Mike`s skin turned yeller!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Not yet... but I think it's getting close RkLu

Nice of you to join us!

 Yea, welcome buddy!!! You think we need a welcome category Mike?
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 20, 2009, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2009, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: Porter on August 20, 2009, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: turkey stew on August 20, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Hey guys, has Mike`s skin turned yeller!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Not yet... but I think it's getting close RkLu

Nice of you to join us!

 Yea, welcome buddy!!! You think we need a welcome category Mike?

I think you need glasses....   ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 21, 2009, 10:51:47 AM
Quote from: Porter on August 20, 2009, 07:48:41 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 20, 2009, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: Porter on August 20, 2009, 06:40:46 PM
Quote from: turkey stew on August 20, 2009, 06:39:27 PM
Hey guys, has Mike`s skin turned yeller!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Not yet... but I think it's getting close RkLu

Nice of you to join us!

 Yea, welcome buddy!!! You think we need a welcome category Mike?

I think you need glasses....   ROTFLMBO

Yea, Yea, whatever Osage nuts!!! You know it wasn't there when I posted this!!  *poo*
 
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 21, 2009, 11:19:44 AM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 21, 2009, 10:51:47 AM
Yea, Yea, whatever Osage nuts!!! You know it wasn't there when I posted this!!  *poo*


I'm not sure what you are talking about  ::)  ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Daryl on August 21, 2009, 04:15:41 PM
Al, I think he likes it now that he can screw with us that way  ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 21, 2009, 04:56:07 PM
Yea, but we know how to get even, right?  RkLu
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Daryl on August 21, 2009, 04:57:42 PM
Amen to that one !  I ain't messin with ya  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 21, 2009, 05:03:18 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 22, 2009, 07:43:41 AM
If I may...The stuff reminds me of baby poop when you feed them carrots!
Honestly! Just heavier!
Mike
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 22, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
Quote from: Bulldogmikey on August 22, 2009, 07:43:41 AM
If I may...The stuff reminds me of baby poop when you feed them carrots!
Honestly! Just heavier!
Mike
RkLu ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *poo*
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: hunter22 on August 23, 2009, 08:25:29 AM
Hey guys, I hate to admit it, but I am also acquiring a fondness for the yellow stuff. I always thought Mike was kinda strange, but I am starting to see his side. Is that scary or what????
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 23, 2009, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: hunter22 on August 23, 2009, 08:25:29 AM
Hey guys, I hate to admit it, but I am also acquiring a fondness for the yellow stuff. I always thought Mike was kinda strange, but I am starting to see his side. Is that scary or what????

Osage = gold, right Al ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

You cannot beat that defined Osage Yawk from a turkey call!
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 23, 2009, 10:41:31 AM
Quote from: Porter on August 23, 2009, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: hunter22 on August 23, 2009, 08:25:29 AM
Hey guys, I hate to admit it, but I am also acquiring a fondness for the yellow stuff. I always thought Mike was kinda strange, but I am starting to see his side. Is that scary or what????

Osage = gold, right Al ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

You cannot beat that defined Osage Yawk from a turkey call!

 I have to agree with you Rickey, Mike certainly is STRANGE!!! Can't argue with that at all!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO >!!
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Zumer on August 27, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
Whatever kind of wood are you fella's chatting about....???

      I have two or three calls, but nothing that smells or looks like yeller baby poop...

     Zips
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Bulldogmikey on August 28, 2009, 09:38:27 AM
Quote from: zips on August 27, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
Whatever kind of wood are you fella's chatting about....???

      I have two or three calls, but nothing that smells or looks like yeller baby poop...

     Zips

Well you don't have Osage!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 28, 2009, 11:03:07 AM
Quote from: Bulldogmikey on August 28, 2009, 09:38:27 AM
Quote from: zips on August 27, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
Whatever kind of wood are you fella's chatting about....???

      I have two or three calls, but nothing that smells or looks like yeller baby poop...

     Zips

Well you don't have Osage!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

 You're OK in my book, Bulldog!!!!!  *up* *up* *up*  I think Porter has a YELLER' syndrome of some sorts!!  *bannana*
 Hmmm, maybe a box call from Osage, shaped like a banana!!!! Don't even think about it Porter!!!
Al
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 28, 2009, 11:06:54 AM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 28, 2009, 11:03:07 AM
Quote from: Bulldogmikey on August 28, 2009, 09:38:27 AM
Quote from: zips on August 27, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
Whatever kind of wood are you fella's chatting about....???

      I have two or three calls, but nothing that smells or looks like yeller baby poop...

     Zips

Well you don't have Osage!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

 You're OK in my book, Bulldog!!!!!  *up* *up* *up*  I think my has a YELLER' syndrome of some sorts!!  *bannana*
 Hmmm, maybe a box call from Osage, shaped like a banana!!!! Don't even think about it Porter!!!
Al

You know I'm trying to find someone to build me an all osage turpin call...  I've not found anyone yet  :(

A banana shaped call would be cool!!!! *peep*
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: ronmexico on August 28, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
i heard mike needed a new pair of shoes.


(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj6/rexupshaw/osage.jpg)
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 28, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: ronmexico on August 28, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
i heard mike needed a new pair of shoes.


(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj6/rexupshaw/osage.jpg)

 Those will go well with his YELLER socks!!!   *peep*

 Al
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Porter on August 28, 2009, 08:14:36 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 28, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: ronmexico on August 28, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
i heard mike needed a new pair of shoes.


(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj6/rexupshaw/osage.jpg)

 Those will go well with his YELLER socks!!!   *peep*

 Al

OMG... I just spewed water across my screen.  I've never seen anything scream... these are for Osage Polish Mike ... like these shoes!!!!

Wonder where I could get a pair?   ???
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: Daryl on August 29, 2009, 10:10:57 AM
Quote from: Porter on August 28, 2009, 08:14:36 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 28, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: ronmexico on August 28, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
i heard mike needed a new pair of shoes.


(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj6/rexupshaw/osage.jpg)

 Those will go well with his YELLER socks!!!   *peep*

 Al

OMG... I just spewed water across my screen.  I've never seen anything scream... these are for Osage Polish Mike ... like these shoes!!!!

Wonder where I could get a pair?   ???

Look in your closet............... *bowing* *bowing*
Title: Re: PorterSage
Post by: SS Custom Calls on August 29, 2009, 10:21:51 AM
Quote from: Daryl on August 29, 2009, 10:10:57 AM
Quote from: Porter on August 28, 2009, 08:14:36 PM
Quote from: SS Custom Calls on August 28, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: ronmexico on August 28, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
i heard mike needed a new pair of shoes.


(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj6/rexupshaw/osage.jpg)

 Those will go well with his YELLER socks!!!   *peep*

 Al

OMG... I just spewed water across my screen.  I've never seen anything scream... these are for Osage Polish Mike ... like these shoes!!!!

Wonder where I could get a pair?   ???

Look in your closet............... *bowing* *bowing*

 Yea, Michelle, you know you got some already!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ::)