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Offline bowrebel

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Its official, wife hates me
« on: August 05, 2010, 08:15:28 PM »
My wife works nights, so she sleeps during the day. I work 12 hour shifts, so I work in the shop making calls while she sleeps and I do my best not to wake her. Well, Tuesday I was at work and headed to break when I noticed I had a voice mail from her. She started out by saying, "I officially hate you now". Now, the first thing that pops into my head was "WHAT DID I DO, I'M AT WORK!!" She continues by saying that she was just about to doze off when she heard the unmistakable "Yelp" coming from somewhere across the street. Needless to say, I was in tears laughing as I was calling her. She said her first thoughts were, "what the heck, he's not home" then it went to "who the heck is playing that dang thing". (Edited for obvious reasons)  Come to find out my neighbors son was outside playing his birthday gift I had given him, a halfmoon rosewood box call. The best part is, she was laughing as hard as I was while she was telling me what had happened.   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Its a good thing my wife has a good sense of humor or I would be either dead or divorced by now.  ROTFLMBO  ROTFLMBO It just brightens up my day everytime I think about it.  *aah*

Thought I would share.
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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 08:22:38 PM »
Thats good stuff James! ;D

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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 08:32:27 PM »
Well you are much nicer than me... I woke my wife up last summer at 3 in the morning playing a screamer osage box...  That was not very smart !!!

Love how we always get the blame :)

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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 08:36:32 PM »
Gotta a good wife James! That is a good story!

Mike
Rom 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 08:46:06 PM »
as the commercial says------thats PRICELESS !!!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 08:47:32 PM »
I told her when I got home that if I died before she does, everytime she hears a turkey call, she will think of me.  *aah* *aah* Just my little way of haunting her.  *aah*

Yes Mike, I have a good wife. Here is a little story about that. We started dating around Easter, became engaged in July and was married Dec 3rd. I told her that she had to meet 3 conditions before I would ask her to marry me. She had to be shorter then me, which she was. Had to have long hair, which she did, and had to cook a killer lasagna. Next day she showed up and cooked me a huge pan of lasagna. How good was it, we have been married for 15 1/2 years now.  *aah* *aah* I knew then I had found someone that would put up with my sense of humor.

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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 08:49:53 PM »
Yep You Got a WINNER! CONGRATS  *up* *up* *up* *up* *up*
Rom 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

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Re: Its official, wife hates me
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 04:10:09 PM »
James.

You have a wonderful wife brother!!  *cheers*