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Title: "Poof" the light goes out
Post by: 2020md on January 27, 2012, 09:45:21 AM

An 86 year old man goes for his physical and all of his exam and testing is normal.  His doctor says "Gary, everything looks great.  How are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?
Gary replies "God and I are tight"  He knows that I have poor eyesight so he has fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, "Poof" the light goes on.  When I'm done "Poof" the light goes off. 
"Wow! That is incredible." the doctor says.
A little later the doctor calls Gary's wife.  "Sally, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that when he gets up during the night and "Poof" the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he is done "Poof" the light goes off?
"OH my gosh!" She exclaims "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Title: Re: "Poof" the light goes out
Post by: Zumer on February 05, 2012, 02:51:59 PM

 *lol*

Title: Re: "Poof" the light goes out
Post by: gbblr-killer on February 05, 2012, 02:54:09 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

THATS JUST WRONGGGGGG!!!! *lol*

Title: Re: "Poof" the light goes out
Post by: turkey stew on February 07, 2012, 09:31:12 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO