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Title: A Girl...
Post by: GR8CALLS on August 09, 2011, 01:38:09 PM

I preface this by saying this was sent to me by Jeff McKamey..... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
>jump off a bridge so they stopped.
>
>The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
>doing?"
>"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
>
>While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
>opportunity so he asked...
>"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
>
>So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
>
>After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
>ever had.
> That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
>Why are you committing suicide?"
>
>"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Bill

Title: Re: A Girl...
Post by: Daryl on August 09, 2011, 01:41:50 PM

 *lol* *lol* *lol*

That was great!

Title: Re: A Girl...
Post by: AlanKrow on August 09, 2011, 02:45:32 PM

 *lol* *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: A Girl...
Post by: Silverspur on August 17, 2011, 05:33:45 AM

yep, I can see Jeff sending that one   *lol*

Title: Re: A Girl...
Post by: B-Ready on August 21, 2011, 07:59:43 AM

OH...... That's a stinger.....  :P :-\  *wha* *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: A Girl...
Post by: turkey stew on August 24, 2011, 01:41:41 PM

 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: A Girl...
Post by: jmck on September 01, 2011, 03:40:30 PM

Porter---in DRAG  *wha*