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Title: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: Gitzit69 on June 21, 2011, 03:48:41 PM

  This list used to have 11 entries, now there are 12.

The "F" Word.

There are only TWELVE times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:


1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?!" - Michelangelo, 1566

8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!" - Noah, 4314 BC


10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998

 

11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 2002

 

And the new winner is . . .!


12. "I need a SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: Dcoleinpa on June 21, 2011, 04:07:22 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: AlanKrow on June 21, 2011, 05:53:35 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Good one... ;D

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: gbblr-killer on June 21, 2011, 06:25:17 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

very entertaining dude... love the Noah quote

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!" - Noah, 4314 BC

 ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: GR8CALLS on June 22, 2011, 03:26:42 PM

8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

And to think, I was sure that was a lost African tribe.........the "@#$%arewe"!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: Silverspur on June 24, 2011, 05:35:49 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: Porter on June 30, 2011, 06:21:08 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: B-Ready on June 30, 2011, 08:25:25 AM

 *aah* *up*

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: augiedog55 on June 30, 2011, 08:32:16 AM

F#%^&*&*$# A man. Love it

Title: Re: Acceptable use of the "F" word
Post by: turkey stew on June 30, 2011, 08:42:49 AM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO