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Title: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Porter on June 14, 2011, 08:57:10 PM
Well after a bit of trash talking, a new game plan, and a couple more players... we shall avenge our loss last Friday and we are playing again this Friday... our pride is on the line...  our man cards will be re-earned ... we will be victorious as defeat is not an option!

What am I talking about... round 2 of the volleyball match...  either she is over confident or just that good, but we will have 4 vs 1 now :)  This should make it a bit more fair and give us the upper hand! 

I'm sure some pictures may be taken this time and I feel pretty certain we will win!!!

But any ways, wish me some luck.  I need to learn to quit trash talking her...  She is going to beat the thunder out of me/us  *peep*

Anyone want to come and help?

Mike
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Barefoot on June 14, 2011, 10:53:41 PM
some people never learn. *wha*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Dcoleinpa on June 15, 2011, 07:04:51 AM
Can't fix stupid.  ;D
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Daryl on June 15, 2011, 07:31:17 AM
Can't fix stupid.  ;D

 *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: West Augusta on June 15, 2011, 07:53:11 AM
You should have stopped at the flowers, candy and the apology Mike. *lol*
Next time, she may put you in the hospital  *lol* 
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: AlanKrow on June 15, 2011, 07:54:24 AM
Can't fix stupid.  ;D
*lol* *lol* *lol* Good Luck Mike.. wear your helmet!!!!! 4 vs 1 now! can't lose.. ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: jmck on June 15, 2011, 02:53:44 PM
 *stu* *peep* *stu*
SOME PEOPLE
NEVER NEVER NEVER .....learn
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: charlieparrish on June 15, 2011, 07:16:00 PM
You should have stopped at the flowers, candy and the apology Mike. *lol*
Next time, she may put you in the hospital  *lol*  I have heard that some prople learn to like pain and humiliation!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Porter on June 16, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
Well guys...  I've had about a week to train and get prepared...  She kicked our butts at Bowling last night (she'd never bowled before :( ), but I believe we have what it takes to beat her this time!!!!

Oh and to top things off...  We will be scrimmage our Lady bball team tomorrow during lunch...  I'm not sure why I agreed to that either  *cry*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Zumer on June 17, 2011, 05:44:56 AM
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.............


     Don't forget the ice packs and the first aid kit... *wha*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Shadetree Callers on June 17, 2011, 10:22:23 AM
Someone is a glutton for punishment !! *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: shad309 on June 17, 2011, 11:15:21 AM
you thought the bruise you got last time was bad.......wait to have one on your face with the brand name of the volleyball across your forehead  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: jmck on June 17, 2011, 11:57:42 AM
like this -----
(http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss77/jmckamey/poprterfacevolleyball-1.jpg)
 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Shadetree Callers on June 17, 2011, 12:36:16 PM
 Oh man that scared me ! *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: AlanKrow on June 17, 2011, 12:41:53 PM
 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: J.L. Erb on June 17, 2011, 05:32:18 PM
Dear Lord.....
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Barefoot on June 17, 2011, 07:10:07 PM
So, when does this massacre take place? Anybody heard from Porter today. Can he still move his fingers to type? *stu*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Porter on June 17, 2011, 07:35:28 PM
Well I got lucky today... well sort of...  I got a major wrist injury...  Kind of sucks, but kept me out of volleyball, but I got fouled really really hard in basketball... by another girl....  Lord I have to stay away from the women.

So we have decided we will play one day next week.  I've also been challenged to a paintball game in the office.  This is going to be fun!

Lots of ice on my wrist right now :(
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Shadetree Callers on June 17, 2011, 10:03:55 PM
Hey Mike are you faking injury so you won't get whooped one on four in volleyball ? *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Barefoot on June 17, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
Bob, I think he would've come rolling in in a wheelchair with his arm in a sling, a bandage on his head, with his leg in a cast and up on a splint board with some kind of tale of getting beat down by a gang of thugs after chasing some guy down for stealing a little old lady's purse if that's what it took to get out of this spanking.  *fall*

Can't say as I blame him. The humiliation is gonna follow him for years and carry a stench.
 *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: gbblr-killer on June 17, 2011, 10:56:03 PM
PORTER, my moma told me to always let the girls win....... dude i am sorry but ya..... gotta lose, just find a way to maintain your man card..... take one (again) for the team, and figure away to hold your head up, or dont listen to me and get all nbruised up again,,,,, *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Porter on June 18, 2011, 12:07:53 AM
PORTER, my moma told me to always let the girls win....... dude i am sorry but ya..... gotta lose, just find a way to maintain your man card..... take one (again) for the team, and figure away to hold your head up, or dont listen to me and get all nbruised up again,,,,, *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

I see no way out of this now.  Wee went over and was  helpiing our lady basketball coach.  He was asking waht sport she played.  She said vb and I said too bad it's not a real sport....  She then announced to the whole athletic department about our challenge... 

I need to keep my mouth shut!!!  She just sent me a text too... said game on this week... NO EXCUSES :(

H E L P !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: West Augusta on June 18, 2011, 06:58:23 AM
You need "professional" help.  *lol*  *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: jmck on June 18, 2011, 09:08:53 AM
There is a rEASON GOd gave ya two ears and ONE mouth friend  *lol*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Barefoot on June 19, 2011, 07:58:17 AM
God help us all if Porter had 2 mouths!  :o
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: gbblr-killer on June 19, 2011, 06:32:43 PM
PORTER, my moma told me to always let the girls win....... dude i am sorry but ya..... gotta lose, just find a way to maintain your man card..... take one (again) for the team, and figure away to hold your head up, or dont listen to me and get all nbruised up again,,,,, *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

I see no way out of this now.  Wee went over and was  helpiing our lady basketball coach.  He was asking waht sport she played.  She said vb and I said too bad it's not a real sport....  She then announced to the whole athletic department about our challenge... 

I need to keep my mouth shut!!!  She just sent me a text too... said game on this week... NO EXCUSES :(

H E L P !!!!!!!

PLLEEEEAASE TELL US SHE IS SOME KINDA BEHEMOTH, 6'3 OR 4 180+ GAL WITH NO BODY FAT..... not a little 5'2 gal weighin in at a buck 10 wet....


Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Porter on June 20, 2011, 06:15:48 AM
Yeah she is a skyscraper... 6'2"....   pretty much no body fat on her at all... it was funny... she was saying she needed to lose weight and I was like from where?

I'm a midget compared to her  *peep*
Title: Re: Re-Match part duex!!!
Post by: Barefoot on June 20, 2011, 01:26:36 PM
Aw man! You are SO dead! :(