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Title: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Hillbillycallmaker on April 01, 2011, 10:24:13 AM
Well it was opening day here in upper SC. Went to my "Honey Hole" , nothing. Was on my way over to another area going down an old dirt road and met up with a Game Warden comeing from the other direction. He turned his blue lights on and I stopped beside him and let my window down. He asked if I had my tags and I showed them to him and all of a sudden he jumps out of his truck and told me to exit my vehicle. He pats me down and told me to empty all my pockets and to take that thing from around my neck and place them on the hood of my Jeep.He asked to search my Jeep and did.
He then asked me if I had been smokeing Pot. I laughed and told him no, I had just finished smokeing a cigarrette.
 He then asked why I had a pot pipe around my neck. LMBO !!!!   I  informed him that was a turkey call , not a pipe. he took it and looked at the end of it and smelled it. I asked if he would like me to demonstrate how it worked and I did. This guy never smiled once. He got back in his truck and told me to have a good day . 
*aah* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Bulldogmikey on April 01, 2011, 10:37:17 AM
Well Witt if you had just shaved and got a haircut and not been wearing a strange looking object .....sometimes they can be overboard, that is the exception not the rule than goodness! By the way did I see  you in a clip of Woodstock?? *peep* *peep* *peep*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: shad309 on April 01, 2011, 10:38:48 AM
Hey Pig Pen quit wearing that tye dyed camo  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Gitzit69 on April 01, 2011, 10:39:07 AM
Sounds like one of our California wardens has moved to your area.  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Dcoleinpa on April 01, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
I have always wondered when this would happen to someone.
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Porter on April 01, 2011, 11:42:42 AM
Oh my... Whitt I'm laughing so hard... I know that was unfortunate, but a simple I'm sorry would have made all ok.

I got pulled over once for the vehicle I was driving.  Warden said it looked like a poaching vehicle... never understood that one  :-\
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: AlanKrow on April 01, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
 *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: PA Boxcall on April 01, 2011, 01:11:10 PM
I have always wondered when this would happen to someone.

My wife warns me all the time about driving around practicing with one of my trumpets -- she said its only a matter of time until some state cop gets curious and pulls me over.

Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: PA Boxcall on April 01, 2011, 01:12:50 PM
I got pulled over once for the vehicle I was driving.  Warden said it looked like a poaching vehicle... never understood that one  :-\

Lets see, got you some trumpet bling around your neck and yelping hens booming out of your truck stereo....bet you had the gangsta look going pretty good!  

*lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: BigTomsCalls on April 01, 2011, 02:10:08 PM
 *lol*  I needed a good laugh today!!!  Thanks!!! *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: superstrutter on April 01, 2011, 02:19:58 PM
Oh, that's what you do with trumpet calls when you aren't calling birds!!! *stu* *stu* *stu* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: AlabamaDave on April 01, 2011, 02:36:10 PM
I got pulled over once for the vehicle I was driving.  Warden said it looked like a poaching vehicle... never understood that one  :-\

Lets see, got you some trumpet bling around your neck and yelping hens booming out of your truck stereo....bet you had the gangsta look going pretty good!  

*lol* *lol*
HAHAHA!LOL!....Thats funny!
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: augiedog55 on April 01, 2011, 02:39:06 PM
I understand the trumpet but what you using the alligator clip for ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO RkLu
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: boxcaller on April 01, 2011, 02:44:06 PM
.....they were profiling you whitt. *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Zumer on April 01, 2011, 03:23:51 PM
I understand the trumpet but what you using the alligator clip for ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO RkLu

To keep the lanyard tight around the call...... :o

     They are a really handy little tool.......Really!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: AlabamaDave on April 01, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
Multipurpose!
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: jmck on April 01, 2011, 04:13:52 PM
Porter---he just said that to you---he must have got a good look atcha man !!!! thats the reason !!!!  ROTFLMBO
Bulock---I cannot believe ya done that to Hillbilly man---surely you appologized before ya left man  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Thats way too funny Whit-----if ya had been in a Toyota --he'd never stopped ya man !!!  *peep*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Morgan on April 01, 2011, 04:27:38 PM
That will ruin a good buzz in a heartbeat.... :-\
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Turkeycaller on April 01, 2011, 04:47:43 PM
 :o *poo* *poo*
Shoot , the GIG's-Up  *peep* *peep* *peep*
Why do you thing I like trumpets   *lol* *lol* *lol*

 *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers* *cheers*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: firedup on April 01, 2011, 07:22:22 PM
That is just WAY TOO FUNNY! Guess they must have missed a few things in Game Warden training school.... *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: doepee on April 01, 2011, 09:39:11 PM
 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Turkeybuster on April 01, 2011, 09:41:24 PM
Must of been a city boy probably never seen a genuine redneck before.

Jon
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: M Sharpe on April 01, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Been wondering about that myself. Been wearing one for over a month so I can run it at work. I've been in and out of Wally-World and all kinda places. I keep it tucked in my shirt with just the mouthpiece sticking out. No telling what folks are thinking about me.
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Porter on April 01, 2011, 10:14:24 PM
Been wondering about that myself. Been wearing one for over a month so I can run it at work. I've been in and out of Wally-World and all kinda places. I keep it tucked in my shirt with just the mouthpiece sticking out. No telling what folks are thinking about me.

Mark if you would only have heard what we were saying about you in Nashville:)

Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Ozark Custom Calls on April 02, 2011, 06:08:04 AM
Oh my... Whitt I'm laughing so hard... I know that was unfortunate, but a simple I'm sorry would have made all ok.

I got pulled over once for the vehicle I was driving.  Warden said it looked like a poaching vehicle... never understood that one  :-\

I never realized minivans were poaching vehicles?
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: GSLAM95 on April 02, 2011, 10:22:14 AM
Was the game warden uneducated on the various turkey calls available? YES
"Dumb"???   I certainly hope not. 
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: SS Custom Calls on April 02, 2011, 10:29:17 AM
 Hope you got a screen up in that thing Whitt!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Morgan on April 02, 2011, 12:01:05 PM
I bet it was Whitt's pileated eyes that got him suspicious....that and him driving 3 MPH.....
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: callmakerman on April 02, 2011, 01:03:51 PM
Whiit and his crack pipe cruzing the back roads looking for turkeys. Now thats funny.  Bill
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: AlanKrow on April 02, 2011, 01:49:03 PM
I bet it was Whitt's pileated eyes that got him suspicious....that and him driving 3 MPH.....
*lol* *lol* *lol* smoking a cig..and playing the trumpet out the window.. ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: muddpuppi on April 02, 2011, 04:22:14 PM
i carry one round a good bit and been wonderin how long it would take the local sherrifs to ask me what it was....on a side note went to the gas station to get a drink and the girl behind the conter knew what it was  *aah* *aah* maybe that warden needs convenience store training  *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: M Sharpe on April 02, 2011, 10:17:04 PM
Been wondering about that myself. Been wearing one for over a month so I can run it at work. I've been in and out of Wally-World and all kinda places. I keep it tucked in my shirt with just the mouthpiece sticking out. No telling what folks are thinking about me.

Mark if you would only have heard what we were saying about you in Nashville:)



 *lol* *lol* Hey, I just mostly consider the source from which it came...... ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: callmakerman on April 03, 2011, 04:30:15 AM
Muddpuppi you should hook up with that girl she sounds like a keep and hunting partner. *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: J.L. Erb on April 03, 2011, 05:09:43 AM
Good thing he didnt smell your hollow body Striker Whitt.   *wha*










 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: M Sharpe on April 03, 2011, 06:32:21 AM
Muddpuppi you should hook up with that girl she sounds like a keep and hunting partner. *lol*

Hmmmmmmm...........I hope Muddpuppi's WIFE don't read these post... *peep*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: yankee gobbler on April 04, 2011, 01:08:45 PM
I be bettin ya be wantin ta meet up wit him agaion.
Great story and an even better finish. Tell him next time ya all be a heart dr. and dat be yur stethascope and ya be wantin me to hear yur heart a beatin????? *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: mikey715 on April 05, 2011, 01:22:17 AM
You were not rollin your own,were ya???  *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: shad309 on April 05, 2011, 05:52:50 AM
Muddpuppi you should hook up with that girl she sounds like a keep and hunting partner. *lol*

Hmmmmmmm...........I hope Muddpuppi's WIFE don't read these post... *peep*

Was thinking the same thing
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: trb136 on April 05, 2011, 09:46:58 AM
I take offense to the title of this thread!  Most of you have NO concept of the things that we encounter as Game Wardens.Nor what it takes just to get this job!!!.Its not just happy hunters and fisherman...I live in a County that is Number 1 in the state of NC for Meth...and drugs are becoming an everyday event not to mention that the majority of people we encounter are armed...I have seen stranger things that look like pipes...Dont appreciate being called Dumb... I should probaly stop here and not say what I am thinking..
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Hillbillycallmaker on April 05, 2011, 10:38:03 AM
Tim,
My apologies to you, no offense was meant to you personally. I compleyly understand where you are coming from. I work with, and know most of the Game Wardens around here and understand what you are saying. But on the other hand this guy was a complete jerk and I am saying this lightly. I held my tounge with this guy in total respect towards his job. But to be asked to exit my vehichle and to be completly searched, both my person and truck in the manner he did was very embarrasing ,I gave him no reason to do what he did.
Again no disrepect to you or any other law enforcement officer out there but I still feel this guy was a complete JERK and a DUMB ----.
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: trb136 on April 05, 2011, 11:16:36 AM
No Problem Whitt...I am sorry you had a bad experience...Unfortunately that happens sometimes with a small percentage of Officers... Law Enforcement is alot like the hunting community its a Brotherhood...The title just offended me is all...I know you didnt mean it personally....Enough of that..Lets kill some Turkeys!!
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Hillbillycallmaker on April 05, 2011, 12:12:36 PM
Tim,
Is that an invite "Let's kill some turkeys"  ?         
 I'll bring my pipe ...............and a few other "Turkey Calls"  *aah*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: trb136 on April 05, 2011, 01:11:56 PM
Whitt if that Pipe calls em in...Bring her with ya.... *lol* *lol*   
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: jmck on April 05, 2011, 09:11:46 PM
good thing car salesmen have good reputations...................
that would have never happened to me Whitt  *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Hillbillycallmaker on April 06, 2011, 09:26:33 AM

Tim that thing is SMOKIN hot ...............with the birds that is . *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: Hillbillycallmaker on April 06, 2011, 09:30:03 AM
good thing car salesmen have good reputations...................
that would have never happened to me Whitt  *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*

Jeff , That is one time I was glad you wasn't with me. *peep* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Met the dumbest Game Warden ever today.
Post by: GR8CALLS on April 08, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Irving

Like Tim alluded to, there are a few officers of the law that just shouldn't be in that line of work. I have to say that all my local fish and game people are great to work w/. I have met a few across the country that the badge went to their heads. Most are serious about their jobs and at the same time respectful of the tax payer. It could be he just had a bad couple of days.

Bill