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General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: Porter on March 14, 2011, 08:35:51 PM

Title: Nude members
Post by: Porter on March 14, 2011, 08:35:51 PM
I have a bunch that are waiting approval.  I plan on starting tomorrow evening and approving a bunch. 

I know some have been waiting and I'll email them and apologize.  I couldn't risk approving someone that had ill intentions while I knew I'd not be around.  Figure ole Dcole would have shot me!
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: 3CB on March 14, 2011, 08:38:11 PM
 *lol* *lol* *lol* Nude members, I hope not!
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: hunter22 on March 14, 2011, 08:47:45 PM
We probably could use a few nude members. That would add some late night entertainment.
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: GR8CALLS on March 14, 2011, 08:49:44 PM
 I'm only risking one eye on this post............. ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Bill
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: shad309 on March 14, 2011, 08:50:55 PM
I will approve the females! Porter, you can take the fellas  *peep*  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: Ghost Maker Calls on March 14, 2011, 08:51:32 PM
My gosh is it great to have you back.   ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: mikey715 on March 14, 2011, 08:53:00 PM
This is not a nude forum????  Quess I could see if Bulldog Mikey would loan me that cute pink night gown!!  *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: Zumer on March 14, 2011, 08:54:32 PM
WELCOME back, Porter......

      15 mins after returning to the forum and he has a PORTERISUM attack.........

      Nude members..... ROTFLMBO  

     Does that mean, they have to take their clothes off, when they sign in.......??

     Picture posting could take on a whole new meaning ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: misfire on March 14, 2011, 08:54:39 PM
Scared me, I thought i left my camera on again
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: West Augusta on March 14, 2011, 08:56:09 PM
I agree, we need more female members. *lol*
PORTERS BACK *lol*  *lol*
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: turkey stew on March 14, 2011, 08:58:47 PM
I agree, we need more female members. *lol*
PORTERS BACK *lol*  *lol*

ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO Two thumbs up! *up* *up*
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: charlieparrish on March 14, 2011, 09:00:16 PM
Dang, Porter...    ROTFLMBO I laughed for five minutes. ROTFLMBO.Boy, it is good to have you back..I bet no other turkey forums has this feature.
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: muddpuppi on March 14, 2011, 09:15:32 PM
WOOOOO WHOOOO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: Blackfalcon on March 14, 2011, 09:21:32 PM
Welcome back Porter!!
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp66/dhodgkins/funnies/race3-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: mikey715 on March 14, 2011, 09:25:05 PM
 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *up* *up*
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: B-Ready on March 14, 2011, 09:26:30 PM
Welcome back Mike...... I normally stay out of these, *peep* but that is to funny Man!!!  *lol* *lol* That has got to go down as a top 5 Porterisum of all time!!
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: Dcoleinpa on March 14, 2011, 09:29:19 PM
By the looks of this thread I should just shoot ya anyway.  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: Porter on March 14, 2011, 09:35:19 PM
By the looks of this thread I should just shoot ya anyway.  ::) ;D ;D

I truly believe this forum was in much better shape with me out of the picture...  I am so dang tired I have no idea why/how that posted... 

I was on the phone with ole Knee Pads when I saw what I typed... I guess I should have abused my moderating powers and fixed this one... 

Might be time for another break for me!
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: jmck on March 14, 2011, 09:42:52 PM
I am still laughing and its been 20 minutes----I was talking to the fearless leader when he realized his post---his reaction immediatlly was as good as you guys.....i am still laughing so loud I cant hear this clock ticking in this lodge with no tv---its quiet here let me say.
Ole porter----you couldnt charge enough for the entertainment we get when your little fingers get so excited man  ROTFLMBO
Its gggggggggreat to have ya back.
Oh yeah---there was another porterism even before this grandiose one tonight
your he king man  *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing* *bowing*
 *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*
this thread may pull this hunt out of the dumps man !!!  RkLu
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: Bulldogmikey on March 14, 2011, 09:50:21 PM
That's it...if Al post one picture in the buff I am GONE..... :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost: :ghost:
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: jmck on March 14, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
I am sitting here needing to go to bed so I can start the Alabama season off early in the morning.....but I had to re read this post again......
this is hallarious----way too funny.
thanks again Porter
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: TLSelf on March 15, 2011, 07:07:22 AM
 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: trb136 on March 15, 2011, 09:23:59 AM
I have Absolutely NO desire to see any members here NUDE *lol* *lol ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: PostDriver on March 15, 2011, 09:36:49 AM
 * hi *

As one of the 'nude' members Mike allowed into the Roost last night, let me go on record as testifying that he made no mention of a necessity to bare one's *whatever* to be able to join y'all here.  If'n I had known that, I certainly would have made him 'show me yours' first.  Hmmmm....I'll take that back. *peep*

Now I don't know very many of you on here yet, but this Porter guy obviously has too much time on his hands....wait a minute, never mind....this thread has taken a turn for the outhouse.

An' that jmck guy ... what's this about a grandfather clock ticking and being bored???  DUDE!  You're in the turkey woods, at least.  Not like some of us schmucks who have to live vicariously through you people who already have a turkey season started.  I'm thinkin' of all kinds of Gene Nunnery quotes here, but will keep it short.

Mike, thanks for the 'add' and keep your head above water with all that's going on.  If you need any reinforcements, just give a yell and we'll all come runnin'.

Dennis
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: SS Custom Calls on March 15, 2011, 11:24:17 AM
Are applications required?  ???   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: firedup on March 15, 2011, 08:12:02 PM
Quote
I guess I should have abused my moderating powers and fixed this one... 

Don't even think about it.....thats like telling the life of the party to go home! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: jmck on March 15, 2011, 08:31:28 PM
ALRIGHT postdriver---you are about to make yourself a target man  ROTFLMBO
No one knows just how quiet this house is---well just ask Shannon----he stopped by this place today---I am sure he noticed how loud this clock ticks.
Just think----I will be back in the turkey woods all day again tomorrow  *bannana* *bannana* *bannana* *bannana*

Welcome aboard again----looks like ya got a good dose of humor to bring to the table  *up*
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: dpowers311 on March 17, 2011, 08:11:34 AM
239 views  *peep* *peep*

This may end up getting the most views just for a type-o.  *prayer*

Dave
Title: Re: Nude members
Post by: firelt77 on March 17, 2011, 05:13:49 PM
I know some of the sites I go to you get banned for stuff like that. I am glad Ed asked me to join! This is an interesting place. Reminds me of the ols Ray Stevens song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM)