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Title: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: letinmfly on January 26, 2011, 09:20:36 AM

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. Knowing how he is, the teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"

Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something crappy, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

The teacher was speechless. . . . . . . .

Little Johnny got 5 stars for his efforts, bless his heart.

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: Bulldogmikey on January 26, 2011, 09:54:20 AM

 *aah* USA USA USA USA USA USA

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: Zumer on January 26, 2011, 12:56:11 PM

The truth has been spoken.......Yea, for Johnny..... *up*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: augiedog55 on January 26, 2011, 04:55:48 PM

 ROTFLMBO *aah* USA USA USA USA *lol* *lol* *bowing* well put *bowing*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: turkey stew on January 26, 2011, 07:12:10 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO USA *cheers*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: Morgan on January 26, 2011, 07:14:47 PM

 USA USA USA USA

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: missouri turkey on February 01, 2011, 07:45:36 PM

 *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: Porter on February 01, 2011, 07:59:38 PM

 *lol* *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: AlanKrow on February 02, 2011, 10:14:18 AM

 *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: Shadetree Callers on February 05, 2011, 04:40:22 PM

 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: RioWrecker on March 10, 2011, 02:57:05 PM

 *aah* *aah* *aah*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: doepee on May 25, 2011, 07:38:45 PM

 *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: Little Johnny Sells Toothbrushes
Post by: B-Ready on May 27, 2011, 04:47:53 PM

Funny stuff  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO