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Title: retirement
Post by: misfire on January 19, 2011, 04:20:02 PM

Retirement in Alaska
 
Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local
folks Thank you.' 
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom.. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! ..
I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. By the way, what should I wear?'


'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: Crappiepro on January 19, 2011, 04:29:13 PM

That was a good one! I had the wife read it too! We both got a kick out of it!!

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: shad309 on January 19, 2011, 04:29:42 PM

 *wha*  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: Bulldogmikey on January 19, 2011, 04:45:33 PM

OH MY!

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: rocfish13 on January 19, 2011, 06:18:46 PM

Quote from: shad309 on January 19, 2011, 04:29:42 PM

*wha*  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

  X2   Roc   *up* *up*

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: turkey stew on January 19, 2011, 06:47:53 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: Ferguson on January 19, 2011, 06:54:50 PM

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
A good laugh is medicine for the soul!

Title: Re: retirement
Post by: Jake St. John on January 19, 2011, 08:34:47 PM

Somehow, I don't think I can work that one into my retirement seminars that I do.  It is a good un. ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO