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General Forum => General Discussion => Topic started by: Porter on January 06, 2011, 09:36:35 PM

Title: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 06, 2011, 09:36:35 PM
I thought when you got your age, you went to bed early  *peep* *peep*  *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: hunter22 on January 06, 2011, 10:10:17 PM
Easy Porter, I got a few years on Morgan and I am still going tonight.
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 07:07:15 AM
 *wha*.....You might need to have your thinker checked out...... *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 07:20:18 AM
*wha*.....You might need to have your thinker checked out...... *lol* *lol* *lol*

Now MaxiMO...  I went to bed after you and woke up way before you  *lol*

Must be nice to be able to sleep in  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: LH on January 07, 2011, 08:42:01 AM
He is conditioning himself for Spring..... *lol* ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 08:50:58 AM
He is conditioning himself for Spring..... *lol* ROTFLMBO

So are you saying, he oversleeps a lot in the Spring  *peep*

Hopefully he doesn't put a hex on me  RkLu
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: LH on January 07, 2011, 12:27:45 PM
From what I hear he sleeps in the woods..... ROTFLMBO

Don't worry about the hex I know how to break it.... *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 12:34:41 PM
Ya'll just keep on... :ghost:

Seems everybody has a Morgan thread..... ::)
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Daryl on January 07, 2011, 01:48:36 PM
Ya'll just keep on... :ghost:

Seems everybody has a Morgan thread..... ::)

That's because you are a popular man! *up*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 02:27:58 PM
Ya'll just keep on... :ghost:

Seems everybody has a Morgan thread..... ::)

That's because you are a popular man! *up*

Or has his nose ......   *peep* *peep*  *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 02:29:02 PM
From what I hear he sleeps in the woods..... ROTFLMBO

Don't worry about the hex I know how to break it.... *lol*

So let's see, doesn't know how to run a box, sleeps in the woods, and his hex isn't very strong... 

At least he seems to be able to cook...  that's why he gets invited along  *peep*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: LH on January 07, 2011, 02:54:30 PM
From what I hear he sleeps in the woods..... ROTFLMBO

Don't worry about the hex I know how to break it.... *lol*

So let's see, doesn't know how to run a box, sleeps in the woods, and his hex isn't very strong...  

At least he seems to be able to cook...  that's why he gets invited along  *peep*


I heard his call making skills were at question as well...I will have to dispute this one, the calls all sound real good... ;D
Now let's see if we can get a confirmation on that cooking..... ;D
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 03:01:25 PM
From what I hear he sleeps in the woods..... ROTFLMBO

Don't worry about the hex I know how to break it.... *lol*

So let's see, doesn't know how to run a box, sleeps in the woods, and his hex isn't very strong...  

At least he seems to be able to cook...  that's why he gets invited along  *peep*


I heard his call making skills were at question as well...I will have to dispute this one, the calls all sound real good... ;D
Now let's see if we can get a confirmation on that cooking..... ;D

Might take him awhile to respond... I bet it's nap time for him  *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Jake St. John on January 07, 2011, 03:19:21 PM
I will have to say this about taking naps in the woods.  Last year I was awaken from a sound sleep, about 10:30 in the A.M., by a booming gobble.  The rounder I made 2 1/2 hours earlier,  had worked ( which they seldom do for me), and I killed the longest spurred bird of my life.  -------    I plan on taking a lot more of those naps in the future.  It may be an intergal part of killing long spurred birds. *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: letinmfly on January 07, 2011, 03:19:42 PM
Ya'll just keep on... :ghost:

Seems everybody has a Morgan thread..... ::)

Yeah...but we like you!!  *peep* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 03:24:36 PM
All the birds that come in range
Will return from whence they came....

None will offer Porter a shot
Some will gobble some will not....

All the calls that Porter bought
Will have all been for naught...

Beards and spurs you will not see
Till the hex is removed by me....

...An Old Turkey Witch Doctor....

Now LH since you are a MS boy....I'll give you one more chance....
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Dcoleinpa on January 07, 2011, 03:27:54 PM
All the birds that come in range
Will return from whence they came....

None will offer Porter a shot
Some will gobble some will not....

All the calls that Porter bought
Will have all been for naught...

Beards and spurs you will not see
Till the hex is removed by me....

...An Old Turkey Witch Doctor....

Now LH since you are a MS boy....I'll give you one more chance....


Things are looking alright up my way...... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 03:31:32 PM
Yes they are Dylan....but just for safety sake....


Take your spurs out opening morning.....facing East then South ...then West finishing up North hold your spurs up and repeat at each point....

"All the birds that come in range
Shall not return from whence they came...."

...An Old Turkey Witch Doctor....
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Dcoleinpa on January 07, 2011, 03:38:55 PM
I'm on it!
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Gonna be a looooonnnngggg season for the Head Yeller Rooster.... :-\....I'll try and help you and Darlin out so that hex don't catch ya'll too while in Kansas....
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Daryl on January 07, 2011, 03:45:28 PM
Gonna be a looooonnnngggg season for the Head Yeller Rooster.... :-\....I'll try and help you and Darlin out so that hex don't catch ya'll too while in Kansas....

Don't feel bad buddy, all of us are hexed here........ *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 03:46:18 PM
I know me and John ain't..... ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Daryl on January 07, 2011, 03:47:52 PM
The Ol' witch doctor has tried to put it on all of us.............. *up*

You got a way to get rid of it?    *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 03:57:14 PM
It was just put on Porter...at this point....
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
Uh Oh...  I'm in deep trouble now!!!

LH you may have to help me here... or put him back to nap time... musta woke up on the wrong side of the bed  *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: hunter22 on January 07, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
Dang Porter, don't you know that Mississippi VOODOO stuff is bad medicine. You are going to be in for a mighty rough spring.
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 07:09:24 PM
Dang Porter, don't you know that Mississippi VOODOO stuff is bad medicine. You are going to be in for a mighty rough spring.

Boy oh boy.. .I'm sure glad I have Chaos to fall back on...  MaxiMO told me it was the cure of all VOODOO...  I just hope Morgan doesn't have a doll of me and stabbing me with Osage picks!
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: KPcalls on January 07, 2011, 08:59:40 PM
 Dang Morgan, Go easy on Porter............I've read about all his turkey hunts......he don't need any HEX on him.......ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Morgan on January 07, 2011, 10:37:24 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: Porter on January 07, 2011, 10:57:26 PM
Dang Morgan, Go easy on Porter............I've read about all his turkey hunts......he don't need any HEX on him.......ROTFLMBO

And I thought we were friends  *lol*  Know my hunts are about like my Porterisms...  I think MO put a hex on me before fall season was over  *peep*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: muddpuppi on January 07, 2011, 11:46:29 PM
Porter if you hunt like ya type he didnt have to put a hex on ya *aah* *aah* *aah*  i mean any man that cant out run a french girl and wants to take pics of pancakes......well need i say more *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: SS Custom Calls on January 08, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
Dang Morgan, Go easy on Porter............I've read about all his turkey hunts......he don't need any HEX on him.......ROTFLMBO

 LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! Should hear him on the phone during a hunt!! Can't believe he calls and asks advice right in the middle of a hunt!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Morgan
Post by: LH on January 12, 2011, 09:01:18 AM
Uh Oh...  I'm in deep trouble now!!!

LH you may have to help me here... or put him back to nap time... musta woke up on the wrong side of the bed  *lol*

Man get sick and in the bed for a few days and you can miss alot...

Morgan thanks for the break....It is good to be a Ms. boy sometimes.... *cool*

Porter did you ever hear of the story one of them Ms. turkey hunters told on Morg... ;D

Goes something like this.....This turkey hunter was walking along a creek bed I think it was when he heard a sound he had never heard in the woods before..... ;D
He eases in for a closer look at this differant sounding animal...As he gets closer it seems to have a low growl to it.
Turnes out it was some guy in camo cutting ZZZZZZ's like you never heard... ;D
He said it had to be yours truly ol Morg. b/c there was a snuff can caller beside him made from a  shampoo bottle... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO