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Title: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: GR8CALLS on December 10, 2010, 06:45:24 PM: A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.

*peep* *peep* *peep*

Bill
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: rocfish13 on December 10, 2010, 07:00:02 PM: Nice one for sure!! Roc *up* *up*
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: 3CB on December 10, 2010, 07:05:13 PM: RkLu RkLu RkLu RkLu *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: Bulldogmikey on December 10, 2010, 07:21:40 PM: Bad Bill!! Bad!!! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: Morgan on December 10, 2010, 08:34:47 PM: Shoulda called Maury..... ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: turkey stew on December 10, 2010, 09:07:27 PM: ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: M Sharpe on December 11, 2010, 07:06:33 AM: ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
That's a good one!!!
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: AlanKrow on December 11, 2010, 07:24:55 AM: ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: Gitzit69 on December 11, 2010, 12:21:08 PM: Quote from: M Sharpe on December 11, 2010, 07:06:33 AM
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That's a good one!!!
*lol* *lol*
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: drabndouble on December 12, 2010, 12:03:35 PM: OOOOOPPS *peep*
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: Basser69 on December 12, 2010, 03:47:43 PM: ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: jmck on December 12, 2010, 06:32:39 PM: *lol* *aah* *lol* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Good Bye Daddy..................
Post by: Porter on December 13, 2010, 07:52:30 AM: *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*