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Title: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Porter on October 30, 2010, 07:02:08 PM
Well today I had a first and I'm still baffled what the heck happened.  Never seen it before, nor do I ever want to see it again.  I went turkey hunting even while having to wear hunter orange.  I picked a big walnut tree out and setup against it.  I had a hay field in front of me.

I started off with some tree yelps very early this morning and it woke a hen up.  She answered half asleep.  I knew I was in business.

I let it get light a bit more and I was rotating between calls.  I could tell there were several birds and they were slowly waking up.  I started amping up on the trumpet and before long, I hear them pitch out of the tree.  Next thing I know, I had 30 + birds 10 yards in front of me.  Was thinking, wow cannot shoot now...  I stopped calling and let them do their thing.  They slowly walked away and I thought, it's now or never.  So I clucked and cutt real hard on my trumpet.  The lead hen broke away and came back toward me.  I kept watching her close the distance and slowly raised my gun.  When she was about 20 yards out, she turned broadside.  I clicked off the safety and fired.  After I shot, I noticed her still standing there.  I was like, how in the world did I miss.  Debris started hitting me and I looked down.  No more than 3 feet in front of me was the shot pattern and the wad!!!!  It scared the  *poo* out of me and I jumped up.  My first thought was, I had to have shot my foot.  They were straight up in the air.  Saying some choice words and jumping up, scattered the remaining birds left in the field. 

I have no earthly idea how my gun shot that close to me.  I shot a bird the opening weekend with it and haven't shot it since.  The red dot does not appear to be that out of whack, so either something was wrong with the shell or I had a barrel obstruction I was not aware of.  I know it was clean of debris last night. 

Needless to say, I thanked the lord for keeping me safe.  I did go track down 10 of them and called them back in.  I didn't shoot not knowing what was wrong with the gun.  It was a great morning, just wish I had one to show for it.  I'm going to be scared to death to pull the trigger on that gun again...  I have a lot of investigation to do now!!!

Morgan and Dave, shooting does definitely bust the flock up... just not sure if the shot scared the birds more or my hollering did!

I'm going back out in the morning and taking my other 20 gauge that shoots entirely different shells!!!
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: shad309 on October 30, 2010, 07:52:37 PM
I would have been a bit leery too. I probably would have had to change my pants as well  ROTFLMBO

First you try to catch your &*#@ in the briars and now your trying to shoot off your feet...... I think maybe you should stick to making Porterisms on here, you might live longer  *lol*
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Turkeybuster on October 30, 2010, 08:03:52 PM
Yep that's Scary! Check the barrel on the exterior for a buldge of any kind then look at the inside of the bore look for a shadow in the bore which could indicate a buldge.
If the barrel is ok then check the red dot for zero my guess would be the red dot however if you have a barrel buldge you had a obstruction. Hope that helps.
Jon  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Morgan on October 30, 2010, 08:17:17 PM
 I ain't gonna say anything about hunting on Sunday..... :-X
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Bulldogmikey on October 30, 2010, 09:29:35 PM
I ain't gonna say anything about hunting on Sunday..... :-X

I will....NEVER HUNT ON SUNDAY PORTER!!!

Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: shad309 on October 30, 2010, 09:34:56 PM
I gotta interject...... My Dad is a preacher & my Grandpa is a preacher (of over 75 years) Neither one have any issues with hunting on Sundays.
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: charlieparrish on October 31, 2010, 07:22:02 AM
Porter...Dang, you got more excuses for not killing turkeys than anyone I know *cry*...30 turkeys close enough to catch with a dip net and you go and shoot a hole in the ground next to your foot...you already told us they wern't THAT close!! ROTFLMBO...what gives??  ???  I think you are putting too much effort into calling ( and toting all those callers around)..you must be so out of breath that you just can't hold the gun up..or perhaps there was a reflection of your orange vest in your scope that threw your aim off.
Of course there is the possibility that you were asleep against that tree and dreamed up those turkeys and you only woke up when the gun went off ROTFLMBO *peep*

Sorry...could't resist..don't know what happened..but I'm thankful that you didn't get hurt *cheers*
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: jmck on October 31, 2010, 05:28:37 PM
May have been ANOTHER one of those hedge apples with another blow to his noggin ??? ;D ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: M Sharpe on November 01, 2010, 11:32:42 AM
I ain't gonna say anything about hunting on Sunday..... :-X

 *peep*              *prayer*
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: NYgobbler on November 01, 2010, 11:44:55 AM
That's kinda scary! :o  Glad you are alright.

What type of shells were you shooting? ???
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Porter on November 01, 2010, 12:40:28 PM
That's kinda scary! :o  Glad you are alright.

What type of shells were you shooting? ???

Federal Heavyweights... 
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Gitzit69 on November 01, 2010, 02:55:01 PM
Hmmmm....... What could Porter been day dreaming of that would have made him shoot his load prematurely? ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Strut-N on November 01, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
Hmmmm....... What could Porter been day dreaming of that would have made him shoot his load prematurely? ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *lol* *lol*  That's funny!!!   *aah*
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Morgan on November 01, 2010, 04:09:57 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: jmck on November 01, 2010, 04:19:15 PM
 ???
 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO *lol*
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: shad309 on November 01, 2010, 10:46:48 PM
Hmmmm....... What could Porter been day dreaming of that would have made him shoot his load prematurely? ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: Never ever can preach safety enough!
Post by: Porter on November 02, 2010, 05:28:22 AM
Hmmmm....... What could Porter been day dreaming of that would have made him shoot his load prematurely? ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Oh my...  Everyone is still asleep and I'm LAUGHING extremely hard now....