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Title: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: HelsbysCustomCalls on September 28, 2010, 05:20:30 AM
A blonde woman had heard that Brunettes were a lot smarter than blondes, and decided to test whether or not it was true. She went to the drug store and bought a bottle of hair dye, took it home and dyed her hair brunette. She thought to herself: "I don't feel any smarter! I better test it out!". She hops in her car and looks for a way to see if it worked. While driving along, she spots a farmer mending a fence that hold in a large number of sheep. She stops the car and gets out walking up to the farmer. "Excuse me sir, but if I can guess how many sheep you have here, Can I have one?" The farmer says "Sure! sounds like a bet to me!". She closes her eyes, thinks about it, and says "56!". The farmer says "WOW! that's exactly right!!!! Well a bets a bet, go pick out your sheep." She does, puts it in her car, and gets all buckled back in to go, when the farmer taps on the window. "Yes?" she says. The farmer says to her " I'd like to make a bet too! If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?!"
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: rocfish13 on September 28, 2010, 06:13:27 AM
 *lol* *lol* *lol* *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 28, 2010, 06:24:00 AM
 *fall*
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: LH on September 28, 2010, 07:39:24 AM
 *aah* *lol* *aah*
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: B-Ready on September 28, 2010, 07:56:58 AM
 ;D *up*
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: Turkeybuster on September 28, 2010, 07:58:32 AM
 *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah* *up*
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: M Sharpe on September 28, 2010, 09:07:52 AM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Some things you just can't hide!!!!!!
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: Harrison on October 02, 2010, 10:02:43 AM
 *aah* *aah*
Title: Re: Blonde vs Brunette
Post by: turkey stew on October 03, 2010, 05:38:14 PM
 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO