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Title: In the morning
Post by: Porter on September 14, 2010, 08:58:38 PM
Starts our bowling season!!!!!  I am so pumped!  I'm ready to get some boots on the ground and do some hunting!

It's been a very very hectic work load and I'm ready for some relaxation!

Hope to at least get some great photos!!!

Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: shad309 on September 14, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Hope you pick up a spare  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

I'm sure those bowling balls do a number on the deer  *wha*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 14, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
Y'all have a "bowling"season????????? *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: letinmfly on September 14, 2010, 09:00:11 PM
You need boots to bowl?  ??? *wha*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 14, 2010, 09:00:33 PM
ROLL A 300 PORTER
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: turkey stew on September 14, 2010, 09:08:36 PM
Mike, I did`nt know you were on the PBA tour! Don`t shoot a gutter ball! ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 14, 2010, 09:13:32 PM
 Never tried to kill anything w/ a bowling ball. Can you get much velocity out of one?   *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*  What about penetration....?   *peep* *peep* *peep* *peep*

Bill
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Dcoleinpa on September 14, 2010, 09:28:55 PM
Oh porter   ROTFLMBO  bowling out of a blind???  *aah*  good luck in the morning
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 14, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
 Just try not to STRIKE out bud!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: GR8CALLS on September 14, 2010, 09:40:30 PM
Just try not to STRIKE out bud!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

Strike out.....that equals a perfect game.....dang, I'm geeting the hang of this bowling stuff..... *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *cheers* *cheers*

Bill
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Porter on September 15, 2010, 03:30:28 AM
Oh my... in my rush to hit the sack...  B O W season starts today...

I'm going to have to hire a personal assistant to look over what I type..

It's bad that you get a notice on facebook chat that you typed bowling not bow  *aah* *aah* *aah* *aah*

Hopefully I can knock over a few turkeys that are lined up like bowling pins!
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Blackfalcon on September 15, 2010, 06:52:10 AM
Hopefully I can knock over a few turkeys that are lined up like bowling pins!
  *Edited to read "spoken in a guttural voice" *  ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Strut-N on September 15, 2010, 07:03:24 AM
 * hi *


Porter's Bowling Ball

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/smaddux/porters-bowling-ball.jpg)

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: misfire on September 15, 2010, 09:24:44 AM
And here I was thinking that you are the ULTIIMATE sportsman, trying to harvest a deer with a bowling ball *lol*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: TLSelf on September 15, 2010, 12:53:00 PM
The weapon of choice for "Bowling" season

(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z88/tlself/Stuff/bowlingball-1.jpg?t=1284572938)

 *lol*  *lol*

Todd
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: jmck on September 15, 2010, 01:18:18 PM
Todd---dont give the YELLER FOOL any ideas----that thing is alot more accurate than his gun from what I hear. I wander if that cannon would burn a hole in the roof of his favorite hunting blind, or if it would damage his remote control decoy and worse yet......stain his KNEE PADS  ???
 ROTFLMBO *lol* ROTFLMBO
 *peep*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Strut-N on September 15, 2010, 02:13:48 PM
The weapon of choice for "Bowling" season

(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z88/tlself/Stuff/bowlingball-1.jpg?t=1284572938)

 *lol*  *lol*

Todd


 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO  Bowling Season!    *aah* *aah* *aah* *cry* ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO *aah*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Porter on September 15, 2010, 03:08:27 PM
Todd that is a good one!!!  Might have to look into one of them :P

Well what a morning I had.  Was in birds all morning.  Just never could close the deal :( 

Farmer on Monday said he had clear cut most of the farm.  So curiosity got the best of me and around 7:30 this morning, I got out of the blind and walked down the road.  Why I left my bow behind, I'll never know.

Anyways, I'm about 2 to 300 yards away from my setup and I pull out my KP trumpet.  I start messing around and I hear a hen respond.  I start cutting and yelping on it and a long box and next thing I know, I have a hen 10 yards away.  No weapon and my face and hands are exposed.  She alarm putts and I keep her around.  The woods were erupting with kee kee's and yelps. 

Go back to my setup, and @ 8:30 I have 10 good sized hens 60 yards in front of me.  I could not get them to budge and I had to settle to watch them. 

Pretty darn good morning for me.  Saw one buck (decent sized) right at daybreak and that was about it.  This farm has a good turkey population, so maybe this weekend I can score!

So all in all, no bowling balls were sent down range today  *cry*
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Strut-N on September 15, 2010, 03:42:53 PM
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Why I left my bow behind, I'll never know

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO................Don't worry pal....Everyone else knows why you left it...............Ye big goofball !!!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: SS Custom Calls on September 15, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
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Why I left my bow behind, I'll never know

 ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO................Don't worry pal....Everyone else knows why you left it...............Ye big goofball !!!   ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO

 Heck, he left it at home!!!!!!!!  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Blackfalcon on September 15, 2010, 04:33:51 PM
Didn't have the camera either I take it?? ;D
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Porter on September 15, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
Didn't have the camera either I take it?? ;D

Yeah but I didn't have the lens on it....  I was totally unapproved!!!
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: shad309 on September 15, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
Gotta laugh at that one!!!

One question though..... totally unapproved???
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Bulldogmikey on September 15, 2010, 05:27:22 PM
Gotta laugh at that one!!!

One question though..... totally unapproved???

I am learning Porter Shad....he means unprepared!!! *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: Porter on September 15, 2010, 06:05:21 PM
Gotta laugh at that one!!!

One question though..... totally unapproved???

I am learning Porter Shad....he means unprepared!!! *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*


Yes that is right.... I'm brain dead!!!
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: shad309 on September 15, 2010, 06:06:30 PM
Gotta laugh at that one!!!

One question though..... totally unapproved???

I am learning Porter Shad....he means unprepared!!! *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*




Yes that is right.... I'm brain dead!!!

I hate it when I go out unapproved too  ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
Title: Re: In the morning
Post by: misfire on September 16, 2010, 08:32:39 AM
We may have to get proactive like the DEA. They are looking for translators for ebonics, we will need someone to translate the "Porterisms" *lol*