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Kitchen Sink => The Funny Place => Topic started by: Harrison on September 09, 2010, 10:01:07 AM
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This one gave me a chuckle this morning and thought I'd pass it along... ROTFLMBO
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation
is? What a team is?'
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
together as a team?'
The little boy nodded 'yes'.
'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called,
you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
p*cker-head, d*ckhead or a**hole. Do you understand all that?'
The little boy nodded 'yes' again.
He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets
a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a
dumb a*s or sh**head" is it?'
The little boy shook his head 'NO'.
'GOOD', said the coach.
'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!'
ROTFLMBO Steve
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ROTFLMBO That is pretty spot on. I coached 13-14 year olds for 18 years and the worst language I ever heard was from women in the stands. *cry*
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Good one there......... ROTFLMBO ROTFLMBO
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